EB Mafia

[DoctorWho-PE]

Hi hungry, I’m @ChebyshevII PE

Hubs uses that one allllll the time.  Makes minihabs verrrra grumpy.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Hubs uses that one allllll the time.  Makes minihabs verrrra grumpy.

In my defense, you set yourself up for it...

 

[tj_PE]

@ChaosMuppetPE has been quiet, too quiet. People start muttering, a mob assembles. Everyone who votes thinks that he is responsible. The townies grab their pitchforks and torches and march to his worksite.

Meanwhile across town @ChaosMuppetPE is supervising the final work on a spider infested, structurally deficient structure. He did exactly what the client wanted, even though the roof will collapse at any moment. His plan is to show it to the client, get paid, then burn it to the ground to avoid any professional liability when it inevitably collapses.The client arrives, approves, pays and then drives away.

A few minutes later, the torch bearing mob arrives. 

@ChaosMuppetPE is excited to see the whole town there to help him with his scheme. "Hey guys, thanks for bringin' the fire! Let's burn this mother to the ground!"

The town obliges, but only after locking him in the structure first. The town lynched @ChaosMuppetPE.

He was a regular townie.

also LOL at incorporating the fire

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

also LOL at incorporating the fire

Great storytelling.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

also LOL at incorporating the fire

I've been trying to tie in OT conversations in the thread into the story narrative. I think it helps keep light hearted - while offering that slight personal touch.

 

[JayKay PE]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa. 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Times are tough man, and nobody new this better than @chart94. He had to work two jobs just to get by. His primarily worked as a janitor at the middle school - and he hated it! those brats were so ungrateful. He rolled into work on time at 5:30. The building was cold, dead cold. A note, seeming from the principle, awaited him. "Heat not working, pls fix, ty!" He let out a sigh and softly spoke to himself "at least I don't have to scrub toilets this morning" and made his way down to the boiler room. He found the place ransacked. "Must be those damn kids!" he said to no-one in particular, and began the repairs. He went to the tool cabinet, but couldn't find his long pipe wrench. He opened a few more trays, still not finding it. "Gotta find that wrench, it'll come out of my paycheck" he muttered.

"Looking for this?" came a voice from behind him, in the shadows of a boiler. @chart94 turned around, the last thing he saw was a 60" wrench swinging toward his temple. They never found his body.

@chart94 was killed during the night.

(All story is mine, don't look for hints)   BTW, there aren't any good janitor related kill scenes in mafia movies. I spent way too much time last night looking for one...

The remaining players are:

@Roarbark @vhab49_PE @tj_PE @Audi driver, P.E.

 

[tj_PE]

@RBHeadge PE. I vote for @Audi driver, P.E.

 

[JayKay PE]

@RBHeadge PE. I vote for @Audi driver, P.E.

O:

CUT-THROAT LIKE THE MAFIA.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

O:

CUT-THROAT LIKE THE MAFIA.

Don’t trust her, her avatar is a black cat

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

@RBHeadge PE. I vote for @Audi driver, P.E.

Man, I thought we were friends.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

@RBHeadge PE I vote for @vhab49_PE based on Dr. Who and suspicions.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

@RBHeadge PE I vote for @vhab49_PE based on Dr. Who and suspicions.

What!?!  You would kill the good Dr?

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Fine, @RBHeadge PE I vote for @Audi driver, P.E. for leaving his ball on the tee for so long.

I mean, if you are going to drive, do it man!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

The sun has barely gotten over the horizon in Oahu and we already have all but one vote. Is everyone excited for the weekend?

 

[leggo PE]

The mafia hasn't won yet? Hmm who is mafia...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

0<mafia<3

 

[Roarbark]

mmmmmmm morning.... I'm semi-awake

 

[chart94 PE]

mmmmmmm morning.... I'm semi-awake

Wakkkkeeee upppppppp

 

[Roarbark]

Wakkkkeeee upppppppp

6:45, and my friend is dead....