EB Mafia

[LyceeFruit PE]

*scraps the narrative she was working on*

No, it's fine! I don't need to die by woodchipper for a 3rd time!

 

[DLD PE]

*scraps the narrative she was working on*

*Comes with disassembly instructions for easier transport.

 

[Roarbark]

*scraps the narrative she was working on*

Don't kill me! 

 

[txjennah PE]

No, it's fine! I don't need to die by woodchipper for a 3rd time!

I think you need to go all in on the woodchipper. Be like "YEAH BEYOTCHES, LEMME TAKE A RIDE DOWN THAT SWEET SWEET WOODCHIPPER" and then maybe everyone will get bored of lycee = woodchipper.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

You know, if I ever finally start to understand this game, I'm gonna mod. And it's gonna be fecking Maine theme. And someone is gonna die by woodchipper, lobstah trap, in a ski accident, in a paper pulp mill, death by Whoopie Pie, etc. 

 

[txjennah PE]

You know, if I ever finally start to understand this game, I'm gonna mod. And it's gonna be fecking Maine theme. And someone is gonna die by woodchipper, lobstah trap, in a ski accident, in a paper pulp mill, death by Whoopie Pie, etc. 

Death by Whoopie Pie...do I wanna know? Is it safe to google?

 

[MadamPirate PE]

You know, if I ever finally start to understand this game, I'm gonna mod. And it's gonna be fecking Maine theme. And someone is gonna die by woodchipper, lobstah trap, in a ski accident, in a paper pulp mill, death by Whoopie Pie, etc. 

@RBHeadge PE is a great handholder.

 

[DLD PE]

You know, if I ever finally start to understand this game, I'm gonna mod. And it's gonna be fecking Maine theme. And someone is gonna die by woodchipper, lobstah trap, in a ski accident, in a paper pulp mill, death by Whoopie Pie, etc. 

I'm sure you'd be a great writer too!  I already know how you'd kill me.  There's really only one way at this point.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Death by Whoopie Pie...do I wanna know? Is it safe to google?

whoopie pies are soft chocolate cookies with a marshmallow cream frosting

 

[DLD PE]

Death by Whoopie Pie...do I wanna know? Is it safe to google?

It's like a blue waffle, but worse.

 

[txjennah PE]

whoopie pies are soft chocolate cookies with a marshmallow cream frosting

Ok that's the whoopie pie I was thinking of, but the internet taught me that innocuous sounding things can mean something much worse...

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Ok that's the whoopie pie I was thinking of, but the internet taught me that innocuous sounding things can mean something much worse...

i totally get it because I'm afraid to google that VVV:

It's like a blue waffle, but worse.

 

[txjennah PE]

i totally get it because I'm afraid to google that VVV:

I think I googled blue waffle the last round when someone mentioned it. I think it's fake, thankfully lmao. still looks nasty af

 

[JayKay PE]

I'd be down for modding again, but I'm so excited that everyone is writing more!

 

[blybrook PE]

Y'all are gonna make me figure out how to get a woodchipper up in here, aren't you? 

Just get the yarn / finished product stuck in the feed tray. It'll pull in the knitter while they attempt to free their hard work.

 

[Tiger15]

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@squaretaper LIT AF PE was killed last night, and @txjennah PE was killed last night.

The remaining players are: @RBHeadge PE @LyceeFruit PE @JayKay PE @chart94 @ChebyshevII PE @Roarbark @Chattaneer PE

So I assume with the double death: one was killed by maf and one was killed by the vig? 

Do we get to know who was killed by mafia and who was killed by the vig? Is it safe to assume that both were townies since the game is still going?

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I'd be down for modding again, but I'm so excited that everyone is writing more!

I'm writing a bunch because you started writing the chaos! I feel like I'm trying to live up to your outstanding moderatorship.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Do we get to know who was killed by mafia and who was killed by the vig? Is it safe to assume that both were townies since the game is still going?

No. Maybe.

 

[JayKay PE]

Just get the yarn / finished product stuck in the feed tray. It'll pull in the knitter while they attempt to free their hard work.

But that's not a wood chipper, and thus doesn't count.

God, you're just a bear.  Bears don't knit.

 

[Tiger15]

Anybody know who the vigilante is?