I'm in. Am I too late? I vote for the knitting theme or for the proctologist office theme, either is fine with me.
Regarding the alcohol conversation. I enjoy an occasional drink or 2, but I've never been one to overdo it. I've definitely been buzzed/tipsy many times, but I've never drank so much that I had a hangover the next day. Anyway, one big change since I started the keto diet is that I can't hold my liquor anymore. Carbs act like a sponge and cause alcohol to get into your system a little slower. With no carbs in your body, alcohol hits you FAST and HARD. It's probably for the best, because most drinks have a lot of carbs, so they aren't compliant anyway.
Regarding what
@txjennah PE said about pretending to drink...
I've heard more than one career coach say that if you're at a business or networking event where drinks are being served, you never want to not have a drink in your hand. It comes off to many people that you're the "party-pooper". Even if you're not drinking it, or even if you're drinking something non-alcoholic, you should be holding a glass with liquid in it. I'm not saying that's right or fair, but it's the reality of social situations. Is it worth the battle to try to change this social perception? I guess that's up to each individual. But it is good career advice. One guy went to far as to say, it's better to not go, then to go and not be holding a drink. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯