EB Mafia

[tj_PE]

 

[DLD PE]

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Either lycee is making the noob move of going after anyone targeting her, or the mafia is making the noob move of making it look like she is targeting people. We've been playing long enough to be inclined to the latter.

@Audi driver, P.E. is @Audi driver, P.E. and doesn't want to play.

Every else is suspish by default. Guilty until proven innocent. Some players are quieter than normal, some are playing normal. No ones else is giving their reads... so... 

tbh picking people at random - been distracted with work. 95% with that awful review and the remaining bit is easy.

 

[DLD PE]

Town is about to get blanked by the mafia.

This is what happens when you defund the police.

 

[JayKay PE]

Sorry for the quick update; have a ton of shit imploding at work and I'm trying to juggle too many things.:

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With the plethora of samples being ingested, and the body of @Audi driver, P.E. being slowly dragged towards the refrigerated section of the warehouse, it took a moment to realize the employees were removing another body.  It seems when @Audi driver, P.E. had fell under the copious amounts of cheese, someone had pushed @NikR_PE beneath them.  It was a 2-for-1 special with @NikR_PE only being discovered afterwards.

@NikR_PE was killed by the mafia last night.

The remaining players are:

@MadamPirate PE, @txjennah PE, @jean15paul_PE, @RBHeadge PE, @SaltySteve, and @LyceeFruit PE

 

[tj_PE]

Yep

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Alright, that's it, he's been quiet too long. @JayKay PE I vote for @SaltySteve. 

 

[DLD PE]

there's just been like no discush and no info shared that i've seen 

maybe jaykay made it like 6 maf

It's RB, JP and MP.  She let MP have her revenge lol.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

@JayKay PE im still gonna vote for @RBHeadge PE

 

[MadamPirate PE]

She let MP have her revenge lol.

That is not true. I told you I was sorry.

 

[txjennah PE]

Hmm  I am suspecting either MP or lycee....it's unfair to you @LyceeFruit PE but every time I see a pic of Moo, I think MAFIA!!!

 

[JayKay PE]

Vote update:

1 @SaltySteve (MP)

1 @RBHeadge PE (lycee)

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Hmm  I am suspecting either MP or lycee....it's unfair to you @LyceeFruit PE but every time I see a pic of Moo, I think MAFIA!!!

but i haven't shared one since we started! my pics were before the start time! jus' sayin' 

 

[DLD PE]

but i haven't shared one since we started! my pics were before the start time! jus' sayin' 

Everyone here has LONG memories....if I remember correctly.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Everyone here has LONG memories....if I remember correctly.

:Locolaugh:

 

[txjennah PE]

but i haven't shared one since we started! my pics were before the start time! jus' sayin' 

 

[Dothracki PE]

Things were quiet at Costco.  Too quiet.

Finding themselves separated from the group, thank God, @Audi driver, P.E. wandered from sample station to sample station.  Wearing New Balances, sensible khaki-colored shorts, and a blue collared shirt, they looked like approximately 16 other dads who were also wandering in a strange sort of ritualistic grazing pattern.  One station was tortillas topped with guacamole and pico.  Another was chicken cilantro dumplings.  The last was a massage chair that looked suspiciously butt-oriented, so they avoided that.

They were just about to eat a wedge of cheese, they had swiped it when a sample associate had their back turned, when the rest of the group found them.

“Where have you been?” @LyceeFruit PE squawked, arms waving wildly, “Everyone keeps dying and you’re here eating cheese?”

“I mean, it’s almost $19 a pound, it’s a superior cheese.” @Audi driver, P.E. responded as they debated taking another wedge.  The sample provider seemed distracted by the other members of the group and were thus being inattentive to their product.

So distracted by the unattended dairy product, @Audi driver, P.E. didn’t hear the accusations thrown their way.  

They were halfway through another wedge, eating it like an apple, that they missed the barbed and pointed discussions of @NikR_PE and @RBHeadge PE, the only two members of the group who don’t have Costco memberships.  They also missed the large wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano that was carefully maneuvered off the countertop.

As @Audi driver, P.E.’s body twitched and cooled on the floor, top half dented by the 72 pound wheel of cheese, other members stepped around their body so they could sample the remaining cheese that had been set out.

@Audi driver, P.E. was a normal Costco customer.  

The remaining players are:

@MadamPirate PE, @NikR_PE, @txjennah PE, @jean15paul_PE, @RBHeadge PE, @SaltySteve, and @LyceeFruit PE

The final vote was:

2 @Audi driver, P.E. (nik, MP)

1 @RBHeadge PE (lycee)

I cannot believe a 72 pound wheel of cheese is a real thing that people can buy...



EDIT: OMG THE REVIEWS ON THIS ARE HILARIOUS!

DOUBLE EDIT: THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS STATE THERE ARE 1152 SERVINGS IN ONE WHEEL!!!

 

[JayKay PE]

I cannot believe a 72 pound wheel of cheese is a real thing that people can buy...

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EDIT: OMG THE REVIEWS ON THIS ARE HILARIOUS!

DOUBLE EDIT: THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS STATE THERE ARE 1152 SERVINGS IN ONE WHEEL!!!

WHY WOULD YOU NOT TRUST BOTH MY KNOWLEDGE OF COSTCO AND MY KNOWLEDGE OF CHEESE!?!?!?!!

1152 servings ≈ a long weekend for me.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Sorry for the quick update; have a ton of shit imploding at work and I'm trying to juggle too many things.:

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With the plethora of samples being ingested, and the body of @Audi driver, P.E. being slowly dragged towards the refrigerated section of the warehouse, it took a moment to realize the employees were removing another body.  It seems when @Audi driver, P.E. had fell under the copious amounts of cheese, someone had pushed @NikR_PE beneath them.  It was a 2-for-1 special with @NikR_PE only being discovered afterwards.

@NikR_PE was killed by the mafia last night.

The remaining players are:

@MadamPirate PE, @txjennah PE, @jean15paul_PE, @RBHeadge PE, @SaltySteve, and @LyceeFruit PE

Two guys, one cheese.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

My reads:

townie++

@LyceeFruit PE @txjennah PE

townie+

@NikR_PE @SaltySteve

neutral

@Audi driver, P.E.

mafia+++++++

@RBHeadge PE @jean15paul_PE  @MadamPirate PE

FIFY. Folks, you can decide to believe me or not.