Corrupt a Wish!

[Chucktown PE]

and what is your wish to keep the chain alive?

I edited the post above.

 

[Supe]

Your wish has been granted. The ultimate in technology and luxury!

I wish ESPN would STFU about Alex Rodriguez and steroids in baseball.

 

[roadwreck]

I wish ESPN would STFU about Alex Rodriguez and steroids in baseball.

Granted! The program directors at ESPN have decided to go in a different direction with the network. ESPN will now stand for the Everything Sweet & Pretty Network. A large portion of airtime will now be devoted to the artistry behind rare porcelain dolls.

I wish I could find a functional and economical printer for home use.

 

[cement]

wish granted! there will be twenty of these guys arriving, please prepare a room. they will eventually prepare the document you want.

I wish someone would clean my garage for me.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Look at that racist claptrap cement posted.

j/k...back to the show...

 

[Guest]

I wish someone would clean my garage for me.

Granted !!!

But it looks like the specification wasn't tight enough ... hmy:

I wish I could find an easier way to get moved up to Michigan ...

JR

 

[cement]

Look at that racist claptrap cement posted.

oh yeah?

How about this then?

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish I could find an easier way to get moved up to Michigan ...

Here you go, your stuff will be delivered by cargo drop next week. Assuming there is little wind, the drop shouldn't be more than 200 yards from your house.

I wish I could get our client to sign these contracts.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Edited to fit the criteria:

Oh, they just signed the contracts. Good luck collecting on the invoice, though!

I wish I was skiing.

 

[cement]

needs a pic^^

 

[frazil]

I wish I was skiing.

Its a beautiful day, but it looks like you took a wrong turn.

I wish the check was in the mail.

 

[cement]

<bracing for a goatse>

 

[Guest]

I wish the check was in the mail.

Granted ....

"Hizzle is your chizzle bizzle"



JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

You forgot to make a wish.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

<bracing for a goatse>

Sure thing pal!

 

[Guest]

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could make it through this last day of work without the series of interruptions that seem to be preventing my SMOOTH departure!! <_<

JR

 

[cement]

I wish I could make it through this last day of work without the series of interruptions that seem to be preventing my SMOOTH departure!! <_<
JR

These folks had a smooth departure...

and a smooth landing. I think thier shoes got a little wet though.

I wish I could focus on work on a Friday afternoon!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

No problem, here's a last minute project you can focus on all weekend on as well.

I wish my dog didn't wake me up at 6 AM on the weekends.

 

[MA_PE]

No problem, here's a last minute project you can focus on all weekend on as well.
I wish my dog didn't wake me up at 6 AM on the weekends.

done. he's not going to wake you anymore. happy now?

I wish all my worldly assets would grow and stop shrinking every day.

 

[Dexman1349]

I wish all my worldly assets would grow and stop shrinking every day.

Done. You now have elephantitus of the scrotum...

In an attempt to keep this thread below a PG-13 rating, I will not post a picture.

I wish my daughter's diapers would stop epic failing (she needs a bath and we have "retired" several outfits because of about 1/3 of her diaper changes).