Corrupt a Wish!

[ClemsonCE]

Granted!


Unfortunately, you're a turtle.

I wish the air conditioner in my car worked.

Granted! Unfortunately, it works a little TOO well now and your gas mileage sucks.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[Dleg]

Ouch- careful what you wish for.

I wish I could be Iron Man!

 

[FusionWhite]

Ouch- careful what you wish for.

I wish I could be Iron Man!

Granted, you've got more iron then you'll know what to do with.

I wish I lived in a cartoon.

 

[csb]

Granted! However, watch out for your mate...I hear he likes to hump like a rabbit...

I wish I could go to Disneyland today.

 

[TouchDown]

I wish I could go to Disneyland today.

And you are Pluto. Your shift starts at 7AM and you play Pluto until 7PM. Good news is you get to do it EVERY day, FOREVER!

I wish I enjoyed going to work every day!

 

[ODB_PE]

And you are Pluto. Your shift starts at 7AM and you play Pluto until 7PM. Good news is you get to do it EVERY day, FOREVER!

I wish I enjoyed going to work every day!

Thread hijack -

I knew a guy who played Pluto at Disney World! Actually, he was one of several, as there are 3 Plutos running around at any given time (so he said) It was a summer job for him. As an added bonus, the summer he was working David Letterman did a Top 10 list along the lines of worst summer jobs and high on the list was "the guy who plays pluto at Disney World". pretty random, but he got some mileage out of it.

EDITED - thanks to google I can find exactly what the Top 10 list was and when it was read:

Top 10 Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of Disney World - October

11, 1989

10. Driving down Main Street USA with Bambi's mother strapped to your fender.

9. Dumping medical waste into Sleeping Beauty's moat.

8. Boarding the monorail and announcing you're Bernie Goetz.

7. Taunting guy in Pluto costume for not being able to get better job.

6. Declaring loudly, "I do believe in Tinkerbell!" in mens room.

5. Going after Chip and Dale with a weed-wacker.

4. After biting into snack bar sandwich saying, "I taste mouse."

3. Taking a leak in the Enchanted Forest.

2. Parading around in "Home of the Matterhorn" underwear.

1. Bringing your own mouse suit.

I guess my memory embellished a bit of it, but oh well...

Hijack complete - back to Touchdown's wish....

 

[frazil]

I wish I enjoyed going to work every day!

I wish someone would hem my curtains.

 

[rudy]

I wish someone would hem my curtains.

Poof! Princess has volunteered to help you out.

Am going to use this space for VT's unanswered wish:

I wish I had a new stereo.

 

[TouchDown]

I wish I had a new stereo.

It's new to you! Now, where did you put those 8-tracks of Willy Nelson, "Blue Eyes Cryin In the Rain"?

I wish I had a new pet!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Alakazam!!!

Can't say that he looks like he'd be fun to play with.

I wish I had a Fiat 850 Sport Coupe!

 

[ODB_PE]

Nothing is as good around children as a hyena



doh! beat to the punch.. hmmm

I wish I had a Fiat 850 Sport Coupe!

Buy it on eBay - only $20!

I wish this thread would die already...

 

[FLBuff PE]

Granted, but it is a zombie, so it lives on...

I wish that I could go on a vacation

 

[csb]

GRANTED! There's miles and miles and miles and miles of sand to relax on...well, at least to be on.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[bigray76]

Too bad all of your trees got caught in a forest fire....

I wish I was having a cold drink right now!

 

[rudy]

Granted ! Oopsie... too bad it's a little too much on the cold side... frozen in fact.

I wish I had a home theater.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

SHAZAM!!!

Dang, that's some high tech stuff, rudy!

I wish the presidential election didn't start three years before voting day.

 

[Dexman1349]

I wish the presidential election didn't start three years before voting day.

Poof! You're now British

I wish I could switch carrers to a plastic surgeon.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Thought I would bump this thread a little bit.

Poof, you are now a plastic surgeon........ that specializes in peforming male enhancement surgery.

I wish I hadn't totalled my car in a wreck.

 

[Dexman1349]

I wish I hadn't totalled my car in a wreck.

Insurance declares it salvageable and sends it to Maaco:

I wish I was a photographer at the Playboy Mansion.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Granted, you're assigned to photograph all the candidates that didn't make the cut.

I wish there were more restaurants near my office.