Corrupt a Wish!

[csb]

Granted...but here's the menu.

I wish I could ride my bike everyday.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

If it only looks like squirrel, I wonder what it really is?

Granted - you're a bike buff. Too bad you missed that big bump there.

I wish I was hanging out at the dog park right now.

 

[Dexman1349]

I wish I was hanging out at the dog park right now.

Granted!!

Unfortunately it has 6' fences and contains wild rabid dogs.

I wish there was a large wave of hot women graduating with Engineering degrees right now.

 

[Wolverine]

<BLING> Granted!

Unfortunately, they are also members of the Chinese Gymnastic Team and Chris Hanson has got his eye on you. I'd ask to see a birth certificate and at least two other forms of identification before starting up any chats.

I wish I had some new Happy Thoughts.

 

[Guest]

^^^ Granted .. unfortunately it happens to be the wrong kind of change you were looking for in your life! hmy:

I wish I could actually go out on a date with someone who isn't actually psycho .....

JR

 

[csb]

Granted and the good news is that he just can't quit you...

I wish the legislature wasn't full of pompous idiots.

 

[jmbeck]

^^^^ Cannot be topped.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish the legislature wasn't full of pompous idiots.

Granted, now it's full of pompous geniuses who happen to be socialists.

Still can't top the brokeback post. Ugh.

I wish my wife would stop spending so much money.

 

[csb]

Good news! She quit spending money now that her campaign is over.

I wish Christmas decorations wouldn't go up the nanosecond after Halloween is over.

 

[Dleg]

Granted! Christmas, or at least the commercial version that we know it as, is no longer possible now that Santa Claus is dead.

 

[cement]

^this needs a wish bro

 

[Dleg]

You're right!

I wish I could stop screwing around and finish my work.

 

[Guest]

Granted!!!!

Except you went from dog leg humper to dog ... um .. happy ending or something! :wacko:

I wish my job involved a little more than tracking by spreadsheet ...

JR

 

[Dleg]

Granted - you now get to do this for half the day:

I wish I could remember to get my hair cut before it starts to look crappy.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish I could remember to get my hair cut before it starts to look crappy.

Granted, you went to a hair stylist way before your hair started to look crappy and they made you look like a *********.

I wish I had enough money to go out to lunch every day instead of bringing my lunch to work.

 

[csb]

Granted! You never have to bring lunch from home again and there's always a wide variety.

I wish I could hang out with a celebrity.

 

[Guest]

Granted ...

I am sure Cindy would be happy to add you to her merry band of nut jobs !!!!!

I wish I could manage to get to work on time ....

JR

 

[MA_PE]

granted. you and the rest of the chain gang arrive to work together and on time.

I wish I was financially secure.

 

[Chucktown PE]

This thread needs a bump.

Your wish is granted. For $100 you own this house free and clear. Without having to pay for housing you should be on easy street.

I wish I could find a car that meets my wife's specifications.

 

[MA_PE]

and what is your wish to keep the chain alive?