Corrupt a Wish!

[TouchDown]

Dex,

You now believe in EC and your kids don't wear diapers anymore!!! Congratulations:

http://www.thediaperfreebaby.com/whatIsEC.htm

Just make sure your company steers away from the brown stain on your couch.

I wish that it would warm up!!!

 

[Guest]

I am going to restart this thread ....

I do really need a vacation. I need it so badly that I am quoting myself....

Granted ..... you get a dream getaway to tropical, exotic ... FLORIDA !!!!

I wish my damn mortgage loan officer would get off her *** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ldman:

JR

 

[csb]

Granted! But I don't know how you're going to get her *** back down.

I wish I had a job with less red tape.

 

[Guest]

Granted!!!!! Looks like like you have been offered a position by ObamaCare for those end of life counseling sessions ...

I wish I could find some way to meet my deadlines ...

JR

 

[Wolverine]

<BLUH-BLING!>

Congratulations, you just received a Time Turner from Harry Potter series, which allows you to go back in time and finish things up.

The only downside is that knowing what a Time-Turner is makes you a Level-10 UBER-geek who will never get a date again, outside of the occasional hookup at DragonCon.

Good luck with that! Just be glad it's not a She-Klingon

I wish I was riding my bike through the mountains right now.

 

[ElCid03]

<BLUH-BLING!>
Congratulations, you just received a Time Turner from Harry Potter series, which allows you to go back in time and finish things up.

The only downside is that knowing what a Time-Turner is makes you a Level-10 UBER-geek who will never get a date again, outside of the occasional hookup at DragonCon.

Good luck with that! Just be glad it's not a She-Klingon

I wish I was riding my bike through the mountains right now.

I don't know what to say other than this: I don't think even Supe has beer goggles that powerful! Woof to da izzo!

 

[Guest]

I wish I was riding my bike through the mountains right now.

Granted .. but it looks like a pretty grueling course ....

I wish I could wrap up my week on a high note ....

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish I could wrap up my week on a high note ....
JR

No problem. However, it may end up ruining some of your endorsement deals.



I wish I could find a better paying job.

 

[Master slacker]

I wish I could find a better paying job.

You're in luck! You even get paid in cash every night!

I wish my student loans were paid off.

 

[csb]

Shazaam! Granted, but now you'll need to handle your financial affairs with these guys:

I wish stupid people would quit bothering me.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^Congrats, you will now be bothered by a bunch of Ivy League professors and MENSA members, who can gripe and ***** about their problems to you in far more articulate detail.

I wish I was doing something more exciting at work than a bunch of AutoCAD markups for a project I know nothing about.

 

[Master slacker]

Happy days are here for you, my friend. You have been chosen to test the effects of combusting metal on the human flesh.

I wish there was a little more beer in the fridge for my Friday off.

 

[csb]

This one is a miracle! Unfortunately, Jesus went cheap on the beer...

I wish it weren't fall so soon.

 

[ElCid03]

This one is a miracle! Unfortunately, Jesus went cheap on the beer...

I wish it weren't fall so soon.

Wow, hope you like your soul extra tasty crispy.

:mf_followthroughfart:

 

[csb]

 

[wilheldp_PE]

 

[cement]

I wish it weren't fall so soon.

good news, it skipped right to winter!

I wish I could get to sleep.

 

[Master slacker]

I wish I could get to sleep.

You're going to sleep alright... with the fishes.

I wish my backyard grass would grow in a dead patch.

 

[Guest]

I wish my backyard grass would grow in a dead patch.

Granted !!!!!

I wish I could get my work done before I go on vacation in 1.5 days ....

JR

 

[Dexman PE]

Granted. You are now part of the 9% of unemployed Americans saved by the latest "stimulous package"...

I wish the owner's project engineer had a little more street smarts and didn't obsess over doing it "by the book."