Corrupt a Wish!

[bigray76]

^ Congratulations! The Boston Marathon committee wants you to organize next year's race. You'll 'run' everything from registrations to timekeeping to water stops. And don't forget those port-o-potties. There's a reason they call it the runner's trots!
I wish I owned a trendy restaurant.

I wish I could lose a few pounds!

 

[mudpuppy]

I wish I could lose a few pounds!

Nice going Ray, you lost £3000!

I wish I was vacationing in Vegas.

 

[Dleg]

congrats! You now have one month in beautiful Las Vegas, New Mexico.

I wish I had a new hot water heater.

 

[MA_PE]

I wish I had a new hot water heater.

done. you have your choice of two models. electric or gas

I wish I had a live-in maid/housekeeper.

 

[Dleg]

I'll loan you mine:

I wish I could visit the bottom of the Marianas trench.

 

[csb]

Here you are taking pictures of the trench!

I wish I could ride a train.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

All aboard the 10:15 express to Auschwitz...

I wish my cat liked me more.

 

[frazil]

Oh she likes you alright...

I wish I had some swedish fish.

 

[TouchDown]

Sorry Ve are out of ze fish, ze chic chic? mmmm... Morph, Morph, Morph!

I wish I could go really fast!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Here you go, straight out of the Baltic sea!

I wish I had a new stereo.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I wish I could go really fast!

Done, but you really suck at stopping.

I wish I had a submarine.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish I had a submarine.

I bequeath to us U-864. You should be able to find it about 500 feet under the Atlantic about 2.5 miles off the western Norway island of Fedje. It has about 70 U.S. tons of mercury aboard so you'll probably want to clean that up before you take her out for a spin.

 

[FusionWhite]

^^^ You didnt make a wish so Ill steal it!

I wish I was an Olympic caliber fencer!

 

[Dleg]

Granted!

I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

[MA_PE]

I wish I had X-ray vision.

you got it. check out this supermodel!

I wish I had a 60's muscle car

 

[Dleg]

Granted! And, it's so portable, you never have to worry if it doesn't start!

I wish I had a clone to do all my dirty work for me.

 

[Guest]

I wish I had a clone to do all my dirty work for me.

Granted !!!

It's too bad you wanted the clone to get all of the 'dirty work' !!! :leghump:

I wish I could crash a BBQ grillfest this weekend.

JR

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Here ya go! Attempted arson is gonna look great on your resume.

I wish I knew where I packed half of my belongings for the move.

 

[Wolverine]

I wish I knew where I packed half of my belongings for the move.

Oh, that one's easy. BLING! Congratulations: you know exactly where you packed half your belongings.

(It's the other half that you can't freakin find!)

But, since that one was so easy, I will also grant your wish a second time. BLING! I have sent a pencil back in time to you just as you started to pack your boxes so that you can label each box with its respective contents. It will be right there in the drawer. You just need to go over there and get it.

Unfortunately, I can't make you use it. Even Genie can't fix stupid.

I wish I had a ninja costume and ninja skills.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I wish I had a ninja costume and ninja skills.

Granted!

Unfortunately, you're a turtle.

I wish the air conditioner in my car worked.