Corrupt a Wish!

[FLBuff PE]

I wish I could get out of here. It's Friday afternoon.

Ask and ye shall recieve:

I wish it was sunny here...

 

[FusionWhite]

I wish it was sunny here...

Your wish is granted...congrats your a camel jockey...

I wish I didnt have to go a wedding this weekend.

 

[MA_PE]

I wish I didnt have to go a wedding this weekend.

OK you're a runaway bride

I wish my kids college tuition was paid for.

 

[Guest]

OK you're a runaway bride

Oh boy am I going to date myself of this statement ... I remember the issue of Playboy that the more revealing picture appeared in - I used to have the magazine. hmy:

I wish my kids college tuition was paid for.

Granted!! Your children have enrolled in the Rainbow Gathering to learn the fine ways of watermelon culture ....

I wish I could get the motivation to finish my @#$% graduate paper.

JR

 

[frazil]

^I don't think its watermelon culture they're studying.

I wish I could get the motivation to finish my @#$% graduate paper.

Go get 'em JR!

I wish I could take 3 months off and travel around somewhere in Asia.

 

[mudpuppy]

^I don't think its watermelon culture they're studying.

They're definitely studying something green. . .

I wish I could take 3 months off and travel around somewhere in Asia.

Granted! But you caught bird flu along the way:

I wish I had a new motorcycle.

 

[MA_PE]

I wish I had a new motorcycle.

Done, you now have the world's smallest functioning motocycle.

Tom Wiberg (Sweden) built a motorcycle with a front wheel diameter of 16 mm (0.62 in) and a rear wheel diameter of 22 mm (0.86 in), and rode it for more than 10 m (32.8 ft) in Hökerum, Sweden in 2003. The micro machine has a wheelbase of 80 mm (3.14 in), a seat height of 65 mm (2.55 in), weighs 1.1 kg (2.4 lb) and is powered to a top speed of 2 km/h (1.24 mph) by its 0.22 kW (0.3 hp) engine.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

 

[Dleg]

Gratned: You are now Michael Jackson

I wish I never had to get sick.

 

[csb]

Granted! You're dead.

I wish I knew what toilet to pick out for my bathroom renovation...

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Here you go!

I wish hadn't pulled a leg muscle playing ball yesterday.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Best way to avoid that is not have legs!

Abracadabra!!!

I wish I had a cabin in the woods.

 

[Sschell]

Here you go... don't mind the smell.

I wish I " knew a guy who knows a guy"

 

[TouchDown]

You can now answer yes to this Red Cross Blood Health Question:

are you a male who has had sexual contact with another male, even once, since 1977

Thus, you "knew" a guy who "knew" a guy...

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

 

[Dleg]

Well, this was as close as I could get you:

I wish the people surrounding me were just a little smarter...

 

[maryannette]

I wish the people surrounding me were just a little smarter...

x=2((a**2+b**2)**.5/4ab Smart enough?

I wish I didn't have to clean this desk off.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I wish I didn't have to clean this desk off.

Granted.

I wish my house could clean itself.

 

[maryannette]

I wish my house could clean itself.

Well, this should help with the laundry. That's a big job with a baby, right?

http://www.livescience.com/technology/070105_nanofabric.html

I wish I could sleep later in the morning.

Good night.

 

[csb]

Granted! However, your new job requires some later hours.

I wish I could run a marathon.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^ Congratulations! The Boston Marathon committee wants you to organize next year's race. You'll 'run' everything from registrations to timekeeping to water stops. And don't forget those port-o-potties. There's a reason they call it the runner's trots!

I wish I owned a trendy restaurant.

 

[MA_PE]

^ Congratulations! The Boston Marathon committee wants you to organize next year's race. You'll 'run' everything from registrations to timekeeping to water stops. And don't forget those port-o-potties. There's a reason they call it the runner's trots!
I wish I owned a trendy restaurant.

If you're moving here get it straight, It's the BAA (Boston Athletic Association) that organizes the Boston Marathon.