Bad advice to previous poster

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Hmmm.....I seem to remember a particular home spun remedy that apparently has been used in households for many many years...............hookers and blow.

The crazy ex (who is friggin hot) crawled back and wants to try again. What shoud I do?

 

[matt267 PE]

Depends on where the ex falls on the hot vs. crazy matrix:

I'm tired and can't keep my eyes open at my desk. What should I do?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

I have 6 weeks to do 4 months worth of work, how do I get motivated?

 

[tj_PE]

Do nothing for 2 weeks, and then "accomplish" 1 month worth of work per week. All while drinking whiskey.

I can't afford to buy a place here. How can I do better to grow my savings quickly?

 

[knight1fox3]

Pursue contract killing and take the occasional side job(s) when needed.  Or move to WI....LOL.

How do I get my lab testing done and write technical publications at the same time?

 

[Supe]

Plagiarism will really cut down on your writing time.

Should I cancel my flight to the west coast or risk snow delays?

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Nah.....fly out and call Candy and Dee Lishus to hang out with you during your 'snow delay'.

I have to choose between dating or getting a new car......how do I decide?

 

[matt267 PE]

Neither, just rent hookers when needed.

Should I make my daughter practice her clarinet tonight, or let her go to band unprepared to learn a lesson about practice and dedication.

 

[J_MEC]

Don't tell her to practice, let her bomb/do terrible at band, then praise her and tell her she did a good job anyway.

What excuse should I use to get out of work early today?

 

[matt267 PE]

Tell your boss you have chlamydia and suggest that he and his wife get tested.

What should I do about my snowblower running like crap.

 

[JHW 3d]

Get your wife to fix it :thumbs:

How can I get out of having to travel for work again next week?

 

[P-E]

Get on the wrong plane to Barbados. Oops. 

My MIL won't leave.  How do I get rid of her?

 

[Master slacker]

Get a divorce.

My whole body is sore beyond sore.  What can I do to get my muscles to stop hurting so much?

 

[matt267 PE]

One word, Meth.

Should I get some field work done this morning?

 

[thekzieg]

NO, YOU SHOULD GET THE SPAM THREAD SHUT DOWN. OH WAIT.

Where should I yell at @matt267 PE next for getting the spam thread shut down?

 

[canadagoose]

NO, YOU SHOULD GET THE SPAM THREAD SHUT DOWN. OH WAIT.

Where should I yell at @matt267 PE next for getting the spam thread shut down?

ahhh

 

[leggo PE]

NO, YOU SHOULD GET THE SPAM THREAD SHUT DOWN. OH WAIT.

Where should I yell at @matt267 PE next for getting the spam thread shut down?

Obviously every thread you can find, but especially really old ones that are pretty much totally irrelevant these days.

On Friday night, should I go rock climbing for a longtime friend's birthday, go to a beach bonfire for another friend's belated birthday celebration, or do both?

 

[Master slacker]

Do both of your friends, but wear protection.

Should I bust out of here early today or stay to help a co-worker with emergency equipment problems?

 

[Tiffer1TX]

You should stay all weekend if necessary.

Should I help get the kids ready for bed, or just act like I'm busy?

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[P-E]

Get real busy - If ya know what I mean

My neighbor is not feeling well.   Should I help his wife?