Bad advice to previous poster

[ruggercsc]

Eat something else.  (Organic, Gluten-Free, and yummy by picking your nose and enjoying it.)

It is a nice day, should I sneak out of work early?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

No, you should work extra long but accomplishing nothing.

Should I buy new skis this season?

 

[tj_PE]

Yes, you *should* buy ME new skis this season

Should I go pick up my new glasses today? 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

No. Glasses are unattractive and seeing is overrated.

Should I continue to play this game?

 

[ruggercsc]

No, get back to work, it much more fun.

Should I take a shower or wait another day.   

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Wait. The natural B.O. scent is “in” with the ladies, I’m told.

How do I overcome my long-standing social awkwardness?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Wait. The natural B.O. scent is “in” with the ladies, I’m told.

How do I overcome my long-standing social awkwardness?

Stay at home, order in food, and watch Netflix endlessly.

Should I drink whiskey or tequila to cure this headache?

 

[blybrook PE]

Stay at home, order in food, and watch Netflix endlessly.

Should I drink whiskey or tequila to cure this headache?

Both, preferably mixed and in excess.  

Should I be a nice neighbor and use my plow truck to clear the neighbors driveway?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Both, preferably mixed and in excess.  

Should I be a nice neighbor and use my plow truck to clear the neighbors driveway?

Yes, but you should run into and damage their property in the process.

Should I use 9mm or .45 ACP for concealed carry?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Neither. Carry an assault rifle out in the open instead; it makes everyone feel safer.

Should I get that eco-friendly Tesla?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

No, be a true trendsetter and get a recumbent bicycle instead.

What should I get for lunch today?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Kale. Just kale.

Should I listen to my horoscope?

 

[matt267 PE]

Yes, fortune cookies and horoscopes will always lead you correct.

Should I spend extra time with my kids?

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Yes, fortune cookies and horoscopes will always lead you correct.

Should I spend extra time with my kids?

Yes, take them to witness an execution.

Should I cancel the tile guy that is a few weeks out and go with someone new, or just wait it out?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Cancel and do it yourself, your wallet and your back will thank you.

Should I troll examinees this week or give ‘em a break?

 

[Booo]

Troll them every chance you get till they turn to the dark side.

Should I start on my honey-do-list since I am not studying for exams anymore?

 

[preeb]

Nah, sneak a trip to Vegas.

Thinking of buying a car, what should I test drive?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

A smart car.

How many puns is too many on the spam thread?

 

[Roarbark]

Enough to nearly end the thread.

What's a good first question to ask on the bad advice thread?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

"Should I wear stripes or polka dots on the first date?"

Should I wear dots or stripes to the big meeting?