Bad advice to previous poster

[WaterAllTheTime]

Yes, help her but make him watch.

Should I go to bed or go to the casino?

 

[Tiffer1TX]

That depends, is his wife cute?

What should I do about the neighbors kid being rude at my house?

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[WaterAllTheTime]

Spray him with the garden hose.

How can I get rid of the squirrel that won't stay out of my trash

 

[matt267 PE]

Catch it and eat it. 

Should I apply for that new job? 

 

[knight1fox3]

Yes, word has it that the McDonald's application process is now online!

What should I make for dinner?

 

[matt267 PE]

Gin and tonic.

When should I change the baby's diaper? 

 

[tj_PE]

Sometime this weekend.

How do you wire a light fixture?

 

[thekzieg]

With wet hands.

What should I name the new kid?

 

[JHW 3d]

Bruce. 

How can I get a complimentary upgrade to first class?

 

[tj_PE]

Poop on your assigned economy seat and complain it wasn't clean 

What should I have for dinner? 

 

[knight1fox3]

What should I name the new kid?

Am I the only one who caught this??? Any truth to it? If so, CONGRATS!!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

Am I the only one who caught this??? Any truth to it? If so, CONGRATS!!!! [emoji3]

Or that the the bad advice was to man said child Bruce.

If true, congrats!

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[matt267 PE]

Am I the only one who caught this??? Any truth to it? If so, CONGRATS!!!!

I saw it. She must have followed really bad advice to get to this point.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Am I the only one who caught this?

Yes. Celebrate in the freeway.

Should I congratulate her?

 

[leggo PE]

Yes, by means of sending her one of those glitter bomb letters (an envelope filled just with glitter, which then gets everywhere).

Should I sacrifice time of travel for a cheaper flight back east for Thanksgiving?

 

[Supe]

Yes.  The goods you smuggle back through your layover in Shanghai will make up for it.

I keep smelling something weird, and I'm not sure if its me.  What should I do?

 

[tj_PE]

Definitely spray a bunch of cologne everywhere to mask the odor. It totally won't bother anybody.

What should I put in my front yard to avoid it being a yard I have to maintain? 

 

[matt267 PE]

Broken down cars covered with blue tarps. 

Should I join an "Over 30" soccer league? 

 

[ruggercsc]

No, Just tell your wife you are and join a swingers club instead.  Let your wife know after you are invited for your first "swap meet".

My wife asked my if her jeans still fit?  What should I tell her.

 

[matt267 PE]

Tell her the truth. Hey, she asked. 

Should I eat my salad for lunch or something else?