Bad advice to previous poster

[Ble_PE]

Titties and beer.

What can I do on the week end in paradise when it rains?

 

[P-E]

Titties and beer.

What can I do on the week end in paradise when it rains?

Fly to NJ
I don't like what my wife made for dinner. How do I get out of eating it?

 

[Ble_PE]

File for divorce.

How can I cut out of work early without any one noticing?

 

[matt267 PE]

Burn that bitch down.

What should I be doing right now?

 

[P-E]

Make a big bonfire out of all your books and spam every thread with a picture of the fire.

What beer should I open next?

 

[Ble_PE]

Milwaukee's Best.

How can I get the kiddos to sleep in this weekend instead of getting up at 6 AM?

 

[slickjohannes]

Whiskey- for you and them.

How do I pass this stupid exam?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Ask the moderator to use your "phone a friend" lifeline if you get stumped.

Anyone have a cure for insomnia?

 

[matt267 PE]

A bottle or two of Jack.

Should I buy a family computer?

 

[knight1fox3]

Yes but make it a challenge for them.

What should I make for breakfast?

 

[NJmike PE]

You should make the wife make you breakfast.

When is the right time to begin drinking on a Saturday?

 

[knight1fox3]

When your clock says this:

Should I do homework today or play video games?

 

[slickjohannes]

I recommed selling your video games for narcotics- then do your homework.

Should I cancel my exam and get a partial refund or hope that my guessing skills are stellar that day?

 

[knight1fox3]

Better yet, call in a bomb threat the morning of the exam and then ask your fellow examinees if they'd like to go out for breakfast.

How can I get out of mowing the lawn for the rest of the year?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Pave it.

What's workplace safe way to tell one of my coworkers to go f*ck herself?

 

[mevans154]

Say "Go f*ck yourself" but use finger quotes when you say it.

How do I cut down on my heating bill this winter?

 

[goodal]

Have the gas company lock out you meter (like we did at the office).

How do I get through another bowl of raw tuna?

 

[MechE_in_PA_PE]

^^^ one piece at a time.

How do I finish 10 days of work when I'm going on vacation in 3 days?

 

[mevans154]

Give it to the intern.

What do you say when your wife asks "Do these pants make my a$$ look fat"?

 

[kevo_55]

Roll your eyes and walk away.

What should you do with an old chest freezer in your garage?