Bad advice to previous poster

[Dexman PE PMP]

Use it to hide the bodies.

How do I convince the city engineer that it's ok that the detention pond is 30% smaller than the drainage report says is needed?

 

[mevans154]

Ask him if he believes everything that he reads.

What do I say when my wife tells me I'm driving too fast?

 

[matt267 PE]

Tell her that you're in a hurry so you can get home in time for her to make you a sandwich. (And you might want to remind her that she is to be seen, not heard)

I'm not feeling well after lunch. What should I do?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Find a better cocaine dealer.

Looking for a new cell phone, suggestions?

 

[slickjohannes]

Get the most advanced phone you can afford- they last a lifetime ya know.

They say you should try to keep your study and test conditions similar, but I just read the exam day policy and alcohol is not allowed in the testing center.... What should I do???

 

[Supe]

Pregame on the drive over there.

My prescription refill probably won't be ready before I leave to go racing this weekend. What to do?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Find a reputable street pharmacist, can't go wrong there. How do I get better cell service in the middle of pennsyl-tukey?

 

[slickjohannes]

Head toward NJ (since your phone's map probably won't work, follow the smell).

How can I cram 100 hours of studying in the next 20 days?

 

[mevans154]

Cram for the next 4.1666 days straight and then relax the remaining days.

What is the best way to "look busy" at work when you are really bored out of your mind?

 

[TESTY]

Pray to the Masterslacker with a $500 donation, and he will provide the answer.

How do I get my lazy ass ex wife to get up in the morning to take my daughter to school?

 

[slickjohannes]

Get back together so you can wake her yourself every morning!

Should I replace the wheel bearing on my car or study Saturday morning?

 

[mevans154]

Neither. Sleep-in!

I already have three motorcycles, how do I tell my wife I want another?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Ask her if she would prefer anal or you getting another motorcycle.

How should I convince my wife that me having a mistress is a good idea?

 

[mevans154]

Ask her if she would prefer anal or you getting a mistress.

How should I vote in 2016: Republican or Democrat?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Ask yourself if you're ready for anal because you'll get it either way.

What's a good commuter vehicle?

 

[kevo_55]

A used school bus.

What is the best way to say no to the wife?

 

[slickjohannes]

Try to use logic in the explanation of why the answer is no.

What should I wear on exam day so that I am comfortable?

 

[P-E]

A short bathrobe, the proctors love that.

What is the best thing to drink after a lot of whiskey?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Tequila.

What kind of voodoo hex do I need to make the Browns look respectable?

 

[knight1fox3]

Sign Mike Vick to a 5-year contract.

When should I start working on my grad school term project?