Bad advice to previous poster

[TESTY]

Flamethrower

What do you do to a Car Dealer that does not listen to you and keeps talking about deals that are a rip off.

 

[envirotex]

Go ahead and pay the $10K for that 1993 Toyota Corolla because some day it will be a classic.

How can I get my kids to clean up their rooms?

 

[knight1fox3]

Chinese water torture.

How am I supposed to get this $%^& pop quiz completed by 7pm tonight?!

 

[NJmike PE]

Keep setting the clock back. It will never reach 7 PM.

How do I pay of the $750 oil bill?

 

[Lumber Jim]

Dress as the hamburglar and go around and siphon all the trucks at the local truck stop with the Mc D's attached. Sell what you get on the black market...

What's the best way to renew my PE License?

 

[TESTY]

use forgery.

How do I get a propane company to take away a 300 gal tank which I canceled account with, and has been in my driveway for 8 months?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Shoot it with high powered rifle

How should I get wife to wash her car?

 

[NakedOrangie]

Tell her it will help her lose those extra 30 pounds and that there are no such things as "fat pants" while washing a vehicle.

What should I get my sister for her birthday?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Fat pants

How do I convince someone else to do this plan review for me?

 

[envirotex]

Quit your job.

What kind of new desk chair should I get?

 

[matt267 PE]

your bosses chair will do just fine.

When should I fertilize my bushes?

(top :bananalama: )

 

[TESTY]

Everyday, (i.e.don't use the toilet), human fertilizer style.

How do I kill the coyote who killed our cat and the neighbor's chickens?

 

[knight1fox3]

Get yourself one of these:

What should I do about my car radio continually dropping out?

 

[Dark Knight]

Turn it off

What can I give to my wife on our 26th anniversary?

 

[matt267 PE]

herpes

How many days should I take off during school vacation?

 

[Dark Knight]

40...That will make it an extended vacation.

Where can I buy some herpes?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

All of them.

Edit: New response. Find the best picture on www.peopleofwalmart.com and go to that store.

What should I tell the bitchy receptionist so she actually does her job?

 

[Dark Knight]

DO YOUR M'F#$%ing JOB!!!!!!

How can I give some bad advice without any sense of humor?

 

[matt267 PE]

pretend you're Dr. Phil

Should I ride my bike to work next week?

 

[NakedOrangie]

Yes, naked!

What can I do to pass the PE?