Bad advice to previous poster

[knight1fox3]

Bring a shotgun with you to the meeting with your boss.

How do I spam EB with no Internet access at work?

 

[matt267 PE]

Use your boss' phone. But you'll have to destroy it after so there is no evidence.

What should I do tomorrow?

 

[knight1fox3]

Join some random event at Sochi. Even if you don't win, declare to the crowd "I've taken the GOLD!".

What should I make for dinner tonight?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Drive really fast on a 2-lane highway through a heavily wooded area after dark, and fry up the first thing that you hit.

Should I read the 3rd book of Game of Thrones before or after watching the 3rd season?

 

[blybrook PE]

After, that way you aren't yelling at da TV when they screw it up & you already know they have.

Should I return the recently warrantied HID Reverse lights yet again since they didn't last one use, or install H3 moose lights running off the trailer plug for backup lights?

 

[knight1fox3]

Neither. Install this instead:

On the way home from work, I still see a few houses with all their Xmas decs still up. How should I tell them it's time to take them down?

 

[TESTY]

Dress up like Bad Santa, drunk, and tell them their decorations are confusing the reindeer when they fly over.

How should I convince City Council to allow for a presentation of my recycle water plan improvements.

 

[matt267 PE]

Show up to the meeting with road flares taped to your chest.

What should my wife and I do tonight?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Sleep on NJ's couch.

How do I pay my $4k tax bill?

 

[matt267 PE]

Sell a sex video of your wife.

Where can I buy sex videos of wifes?

 

[NJmike PE]

At Dex's house.

How do I get my daughter to stop peeing in her bed at night?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Put her on your couch

How can I get my wife to stop spending money?

 

[NJmike PE]

With a right hook to the jaw.

How should I pick my March Madness brackets?

 

[matt267 PE]

Fill one out for each possible combination.

Should I take the PE before I have more children?

 

[NJmike PE]

Yes but plan conception for 9 months before the exam.

How can I get rid of the remaining snow in my yard?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Flamethrower.

What type of equipment will I need to make a sex tape of my wife?

 

[roadwreck]

A big black rubber fist would be a good start.

How to I ward off this cold I feel coming on?

 

[envirotex]

Tequila shots cure everything.

How do I get my dog to come when I call her?

 

[NJmike PE]

attach a car battery with leads to her and zap her every time she doesn't listen.

How do I get my son to stop saying no?

 

[Wolverine]

Duct tape fixes everything.

How do I get my boss off my back?