Bad advice to previous poster

[NJmike PE]

tell him to be more useful with his time.

how do I convince my boss that I need a company car?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Steal his.

How do I pick the right teams to win the Billion dollar NCAA bracket?

 

[roadwreck]

Borrow money from the mob to payoff the players, coaches & refs to throw the games. Payback the loan with the winnings. What could go wrong? :dunno:

How do I get people to leave me alone so I can get some actual work done today?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

HSD at the entrance of your office/cube

Where should I go to watch the NCAA tourney tonight?

 

[matt267 PE]

At your girlfriend's house. Tell your wife you have to work late.

Should I ride my bike to work to combat climate change?

 

[knight1fox3]

Yes but it has to be this one:

How can I convince my professor to make the next exam the take-home type?

 

[NJmike PE]

Yes but it has to be this one:

How can I convince my professor to make the next exam the take-home type?

Do a strip tease for him.

how do I convince the DMV to pass my car for inspection?

 

[matt267 PE]

With a large sum of money.

Should I have my lawn mower tuned this year.

 

[TESTY]

No, spend big bucks, (the money saved for your wife's b-day), and make it robot controlled, sit in the hammock and watch + drink lots of beer.

What should I plan for romantic surprise for my wife's birthday?

 

[matt267 PE]

Buy her a bad ass robot lawn mower.

What flowers should I plant in the front yard?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Doesn't matter because your wife will run them over while learning to control her new robot lawn mower.

When should I over seed the back yard?

 

[knight1fox3]

When you're planting the CO "special herb".

How can I get the day off tomorrow?

 

[NJmike PE]

at the end of the work day today, storm into your boss' office, preferably while he is behind closed doors in a meeting or on a telephone call, and tell him to GFY! Then turn around and walk out. He'll surely give you tomorrow off.

How do I convince my wife that every Friday is steak and BJ day?

 

[matt267 PE]

Promise her it will settle her stomach.

How do I get over the anxiety of taking the PE?

 

[NJmike PE]

get really drunk just before the exam. It will settle your nerves.

how do I get the puke chunks out of my daughters hair?

 

[matt267 PE]

Buy a dog. Dogs love that kind of stuff.

What family activity should we do tomorrow?

 

[knight1fox3]

Paintball.

How do I get out of finals for grad school?

 

[NJmike PE]

tell the professor that you're smarter than they are and that you should be exempt

how do I avoid not catching the same stomach bug taht everyone in my family apparently has

 

[matt267 PE]

Sleep on the couch.

How do I convince people at work to stop complaining?

 

[Lumber Jim]

Tell anyone that complains that "The volcano is going to get us anyway, I have calculations to prove it"

What's the best way to get unstuck from a snow drift?