Bad advice to previous poster

[Jdsmith PE]

Studying for the PE

Coworker is leaving for another region... Should I do anything special?

 

[NJmike PE]

Male or female coworker?

Male, pay for a good bye hooker.

Female, slap her ass and ask her to go into the storage closet with you.

What's the best way to get out of the medical bills?

 

[knight1fox3]

Take out a loan from a Columbian drug lord.

How do I get my graduate university to respond to emails quicker?

 

[NJmike PE]

Send them an envelope laced with anthrax.

How do I keep my house warm without raising my utility bills?

 

[matt267 PE]

Light it on fire.

what color should I paint my walls.

 

[knight1fox3]

Why stop with one color? Embrace all colors of a 24-bit color spectrum!

What should I make the in-laws for dinner this weekend?

 

[matt267 PE]

Leftovers from Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Should I go snowboarding this Wednesday?

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Quit your job and go everyday...

How do I get the woman to stop fussin?

 

[knight1fox3]

Duct tape. But you have to use the entire roll.

How do I synthesize a methylated alkaloid?

 

[TESTY]

Give it to an alky.

What video game should I get the wife who hates the X Box I bought for my daughter for xmas.

 

[NJmike PE]

Zuma fitness rush (tell her it's only to help her)

How do I tell my wife that she should get her types tied instead of me getting the Snip?

 

[knight1fox3]

In a Valentine's day card.

How can I get upgrades for my work PC?

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Take them from your coworkers' Machines.

How do I get out of work early today?

 

[TESTY]

Make sexual advances towards your Boss, so you get fired.

What publicity stunt should I do for my election campaign?

 

[matt267 PE]

Smoke crack on live TV.

What should I do with my old home computer?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Give it to knightfox to repair.

I feel the effects of a food coma setting in from eating too much at lunch. How should I address this?

 

[matt267 PE]

One word: Vodka.

How can I be more romantic at home?

 

[knight1fox3]

Stop shaving and showering.

What should I make for dinner? (besides the "doggy bag" I made for Dex...)

 

[NJmike PE]

Nothing. Just wait patiently at the kitchen table for Mrs Fox to prepare it.

How do I convince my 4 yr old to eat?

 

[Lumber Jim]

Lovingly explain how "Old Bessy" made it to his plate.

What's the best way to ask for a bonus this year?