Bad advice to previous poster

[matt267 PE]

Ban them.

How can I get people to read the previous posts before posting?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Type in all caps

What should I do for fun this weekend?

 

[Wesson9]

Hold an armed protest in DC.

What's the beat way to unclog a toilet?

 

[Wesson9]

Best*

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Use a straw...

When is it going to start feeling like winter in Florida?

 

[Wesson9]

As soon as Al Gore declares that global warming is over.

What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

 

[ventilator]

hit the officer writing the ticket, they'll forget all about the speeding...

how do you meet dead lines when the people wanting the project done don't have any idea what they want?

 

[Wesson9]

Petition your state to employ a fourth party in addition to PCS.

What should I do when my wife wants me to ask for directions?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Leave her behind.

How do I earn enough PTO to take the rest of the month off?

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Bomb Threat...

Where should I take the Mrs. this evening?

 

[Ble_PE]

Strip club.

How do I earn enough PTO to take the rest of the month off?

 

[Master slacker]

Schedule a meeting with your boss and bring knee pads.

What's the best way to fix the heater in my car?

 

[envirotex]

Light a small fire with all of the paper that has accumulated in your floorboards.

Is there really a one stop shopping place where I can get all of my Christmas shopping done?

 

[knight1fox3]

Yup, hookersandblow.com. Free holiday shipping!

Can I contract out my Xmas shopping this year?

 

[Jdsmith PE]

Sure, just send me the money.

What should I order my office for lunch today?

 

[snickerd3]

Tuna salad

what should we get our boss for retirement

 

[Road Guy]

Blow up doll.

What should I get the wife for Christmas?

 

[Ble_PE]

Erotic massage.

What should we get our boss for his retirement?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

A Women of EB.com calendar

What's the fastest way to file all this paperwork from my desk?

 

[matt267 PE]

use the trash bin.

Should I buy a snow blower?