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As soon as Al Gore declares that global warming is over.

What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

 
hit the officer writing the ticket, they'll forget all about the speeding...

how do you meet dead lines when the people wanting the project done don't have any idea what they want?

 
Petition your state to employ a fourth party in addition to PCS.

What should I do when my wife wants me to ask for directions?

 
Light a small fire with all of the paper that has accumulated in your floorboards.

Is there really a one stop shopping place where I can get all of my Christmas shopping done?

 
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Can I contract out my Xmas shopping this year?

 
A Women of EB.com calendar

What's the fastest way to file all this paperwork from my desk?

 
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