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Oh, I forgot, I'm roasting pecans, too. With butter and salt. They are in the oven and smelling VERY good. Gotta go stir them.

 
I already tried the choc-covered pecans. They are not all the way hardened, but they are good.

 
I've been drinking Caucasians (White Russians) a lot lately. It started on vacation this year when we watched Big Lebowski.

 
I haven't had breakfast yet, so, what should I have?
I recommend this recipe for Christmas Tequila Cake:

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat the turner off

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas

 
Dang State Tax Commission! They keep sending me letters demanding $$ from 2005 returns. Then letters saying "oh nevermind". Wish they'd straighten this out !!! Grrrrrr. :beat:

 
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