5 k thread fall 09 results version

[wilheldp_PE]

Never said it was. And you didn't specify.

OK. Would you hire a lawyer if he wasn't wearing a suit and you were being accused of murder, you were guilty but pleading not guilty by reason of temporary insanity, your jury consisted of 4 women, 4 African Americans, and 4 Republicans, and trial was set to start on a Thursday?

 

[EM_PS]

My office shoes used to be Lacrosse Icemans (ice fishing boot) this time of year. What i wore from home to work was more befitting of an office shoe. Then in the warm months, docksiders to work, steel toed work boots as my office shoe.

I used to wear steel toed boots to my "office." But then again, that office was a triple-wide construction trailer on the side of the highway we were reconstructing. I don't really miss not wearing those.

yeah me too. Also why i refused to wear them to & from home. I logged more f'n miles walking in a boot designed for stationary activity (ice fishing), than many people's jogging shoes ever see. Still got 'em, 15 yrs old, same liners, god knows how many bramble & briar scratches. I'm hoping my next foray into the working world involves more of an office role...the stamp should help

 

[Dexman1349]

Never said it was. And you didn't specify.

OK. Would you hire a lawyer if he wasn't wearing a suit and you were being accused of murder, you were guilty but pleading not guilty by reason of temporary insanity, your jury consisted of 4 women, 4 African Americans, and 4 Republicans, and trial was set to start on a Thursday?

Why would the jury be set and the trial ready to go, if you don't have a lawyer? Sounds like the worst time EVER to procrastinate...

 

[EM_PS]

Never said it was. And you didn't specify.

OK. Would you hire a lawyer if he wasn't wearing a suit and you were being accused of murder, you were guilty but pleading not guilty by reason of temporary insanity, your jury consisted of 4 women, 4 African Americans, and 4 Republicans, and trial was set to start on a Thursday?

does the lawyer have a mullet?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Why would the jury be set and the trial ready to go, if you don't have a lawyer? Sounds like the worst time EVER to procrastinate...

Hey...this is my fictitious scenario. Get your own.

 

[FLBuff PE]

What month is said trial? Are there witnesses?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

My office shoes used to be Lacrosse Icemans (ice fishing boot) this time of year. What i wore from home to work was more befitting of an office shoe. Then in the warm months, docksiders to work, steel toed work boots as my office shoe.

I bought some Thom McCann years ago from Kmart for 20 bucks. Best work shoes I ever haid (except for when I could wear Reeboks to the office).

Never said it was. And you didn't specify.

OK. Would you hire a lawyer if he wasn't wearing a suit and you were being accused of murder, you were guilty but pleading not guilty by reason of temporary insanity, your jury consisted of 4 women, 4 African Americans, and 4 Republicans, and trial was set to start on a Thursday?

Oh, I'd hire someone that looked like a homeless guy in that case. If I am pleading insanity, I'd better look like I make insane choices.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

does the lawyer have a mullet?

Of course.

EDIT: ToP :bananalama:

 

[FLBuff PE]

Self representation.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

What month is said trial? Are there witnesses?

October. Yes, but it's a bus load of deaf, dumb and blind kids, that all play a mean pinball.

 

[Dark Knight]

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lusone:

 

[maryannette]

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Yeah, RIGHT!

Soup for lunch. Very good in cold weather. mmmmmm mmmmm good

 

[Fluvial]

I don't know what I'm going to have for lunch. That Marine has just about cleaned out the 'fridge in the five or so days he's been here.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

ham, salami and cheese sandwich with a Code Red.

 

[Dexman1349]

How can you talk about lunch so early? I've still got a couple of hours... Stupid different time zones.

 

[cement]

I'm nuking some Chinese.

That's not racist, right?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I'm nuking some Chinese.
That's not racist, right?

LOL!

 

[Dexman1349]

It's about as racist as Peter Griffen's statement on Family guy the other night:

Brian walks in on Peter smoking crack on the couch.

Brian: What are you doing?

Peter: Smoking crack.

Brian: Where'd you get crack?

Peter: From Blacks.

Brian: I am a Gigantic DoucheBag

Peter: You know, Blacks Hardware. There was a white guy in the alley behind Blacks.

 

[Fluvial]

How can you talk about lunch so early? I've still got a couple of hours... Stupid different time zones.

I thought Ohio was on Central time.

 

[Dexman1349]

I'm in Denver. My "Cleave-land" comment is on my avatar.