wish JR's ex-wife goodbye

[cement]

that would be a good look for her! perhaps an improvement?

 

[rudy]

Dear Ex,

Great news! You've won a makeover from EB.com. Please contact cement. Let him know you want the Thriller special.

JR.

 

[cement]

now where did I leave that belt sander?

 

[rudy]

maybe frazil can help you with the hair-makeover part of it

 

[cement]

It's cool, I've got jumper cables

 

[rudy]

the new Ms. EX will be an electrifying woman.

 

[cement]

you mean like an eel?

 

[rudy]

yes. color and all. five.

 

[klk]

Dear Ex,

I hope the plasma TV dies on you the day the divorce is final!

JR

PS: The warranty is up too!

 

[roadwreck]

did we ever figure out what watermelon bottom was? Or was that a different thread. I'm so confused :wacko:

 

[cement]

Dear EX

here is the TV you undeserving lump of tripe.

you will find it is perma stuck on the jerry springer channel. not that you would notice.

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

Dear Ex Mrs. JR,

Fudgey took the remote control for the TV to the bathroom with him.

 

[snickerd3]

Dear ex

Take a long walk off a short bridge

 

[Chucktown PE]

Dear Ex,

I'm going to have "lunch" with our secretary today IN MY BEDROOM.

 

[snickerd3]

Dear Ex

Happiness is not being with you.

 

[cement]

this thread really needs more outside participation. I mean how much crap can you give to one person?

wait a sec, maybe JR has a better perspective :16:

 

[Chucktown PE]

How about anything you wish to say to any ex. We can't change the title of the thread but we can hopefully increase the post count.

 

[snickerd3]

thats basically the way the thread has been going anyways

 

[Guest]

I will add my own at this point ...

Can't wait to say .. "so how's 40ish treating you? I have been finding mid-20s is MUCH better!

JR

 

[snickerd3]

just wait until after the papers are signed so there is no backlash