wish JR's ex-wife goodbye

[klk]

Dear ex-Mrs,

Do you smell dog poo? Oh wait, that's you.

JR

 

[rudy]

Why did Tigger smell? Because he was playing with Pooh. Oh wait, this belongs in a different thread.

 

[klk]

Dear Ex-Mrs,

Every girl has a right to be ugly, but you abused that privilege.

JR

 

[bigray76]

Dear Mrs. Ex-JR,

You are not welcome in Jersey, so fuhgedaboutit. We don't want you messing up lives in our state either.

A friend of a friend of a friend of JR.

 

[Guest]

Totally lovin' the suggetions!!! :multiplespotting: :multiplespotting:

Any more?

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

Did we ever find out what watermelon bottom is?

 

[cement]

now watermellon top is a whole nother thing.

 

[Chucktown PE]

now watermellon top is a whole nother thing.

That's true. Although I prefer grapefruits or cantaloupes. Watermelons are so big I wouldn't know what to do with them.

 

[Dexman1349]

That's true. Although I prefer grapefruits or cantaloupes. Watermelons are so big I wouldn't know what to do with them.

I prefer Naval Oranges (not the "cutesy" smaller versions). Grapefruits are good to look at but have so much wasted surface area during harvest and anything bigger always seems to have long lost chambers somewhere underneath. I think the fruit should have full access to air and sunlight without needing to be lifted and/or flipped over and still be big enough to get a good grip on.

I always think there is something wrong when they are smaller than peaches when there is a watermelon in the basement.

 

[csb]

I figured if "applebottom" refers to a rather robust booty, watermelon would be too much booty

 

[Chucktown PE]

I prefer Naval Oranges (not the "cutesy" smaller versions). Grapefruits are good to look at but have so much wasted surface area during harvest and anything bigger always seems to have long lost chambers somewhere underneath. I think the fruit should have full access to air and sunlight without needing to be lifted and/or flipped over and still be big enough to get a good grip on.
I always think there is something wrong when they are smaller than peaches when there is a watermelon in the basement.

True. But by that rationale, grapefruits would be awesome if they were firm and perfectly hemispherical. Then they would have full access to air and sunlight. See Florida State girl thread. I would classify those as grapefruits.

 

[snickerd3]

Dear ex-mrs jr

Do don't complete me.

JR

 

[rudy]

I figured if "applebottom" refers to a rather robust booty, watermelon would be too much booty

ah, ye olde watermelon bottom. time to update wikipedia.

 

[klk]

Dear Ex-mrs JR

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'm so glad to be rid of you!

JR

 

[cement]

Yo Beyoch!

I think of you gone from my life, and I can't stop smiling!

JR

 

[rudy]

Dear Ex,

Nah Nah Naaah Naaah

Nah Nah Naaah Naaah

Hey Heyyyyy

Gooooddd byyyye

JR

 

[cement]

here's one that will really put her in her place:

tell her to put an egg in her shoe and beat it!

I know, harsh

 

[rudy]

Michael Jackson style... four five

 

[cement]

tell her she looks like michael jackson? oooh that's harsh.

 

[rudy]

like the zombies from thriller