wish JR's ex-wife goodbye

[FLBuff PE]

Truly excellent post by jmbeck.

 

[rudy]

Wow! Such a song exists?

 

[FLBuff PE]

You doubt the greatness of GNR?

 

[csb]

I like that this thread caused someone to break out into song.

Dear Ex-Mrs. JR,

I hope you get watermelon bottom.

Cordially,

csb

 

[FLBuff PE]

Dear Ex Mrs. JR,

Miami was not far enough away to escape the smell emanating from between your legs. Good luck with that.

JR

 

[jmbeck]

If you're easily offended capable of being offended, please don't click on the video below. Oh yeah, probably don't need to at work either.

I know exactly what I'm going to do.

 

[cement]

that's pretty harsh! but funny.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Inspired by jmbeck's musical post, I present the second track on the 'Goodbye, Ex Mrs. JR' CD.

Hope it Gives you Hell by The All American Rejects

[SIZE=8pt]I wake up every evening[/SIZE]

With a big smile on my face

And it never feels out of place

And you're still prob'ly workin'

At a 9-to-5 pace

I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence, love?

And where's that shiny car?

And did it ever get you far?

And you never seemed so tense, love

I've never seen you fall so hard

Do you know where you are?

And truth be told, I miss you

And truth be told, I'm lyin'

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn

And treats you well

Then he's a fool; you're just as well

Hope it gives you hell

I hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself

"Where did I go wrong?"

But the list goes on and on

But truth be told, I miss you

And truth be told, I'm lyin'

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn

And treats you well

Then he's a fool; you're just as well

Hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see

What you've done to me

You can take back your memories

They're no good to me

And here's all your lies

You can look me in the eyes

With the sad, sad look

That you wear so well

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you find a man that's worth a damn

And treats you well

Then he's a fool; you're just as well

Hope it gives you hell

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

(Hope it gives you hell!)

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

(Hope it gives you hell!)

When you hear this song and you sing along

But you never tell

(But you never tell!)

Then you're a fool; I'm just as well

Hope it gives you hell

(Hope it gives you hell!)

When you hear this song

I hope that it will give you hell

(Hope it gives you hell!)

You can sing along

I hope that it puts you through hell

 

[cement]

where will she see JR's face, you tube ****o?

 

[csb]

Dear Ex-Mrs. JR,

Your family sucks too.

Hard.

Not in the good way.

 

[cement]

Dear Soon-toBe-Ex Wife,

A dead armidillo has more *** appeal.

and a better personality.

JR

 

[snickerd3]

good bye insensitive b@itch

 

[Chucktown PE]

I like that this thread caused someone to break out into song.

Dear Ex-Mrs. JR,

I hope you get watermelon bottom.

Cordially,

csb

What is watermelon bottom?

 

[roadwreck]

What is watermelon bottom?

yes, inquiring minds want to know

 

[rudy]

is that like cellulite? five

 

[klk]

I imagine its worse than cellulite

 

[rudy]

Dear Ex-Wife,

Now you can pursue your dream of becoming a movie star. Why don't you give Fudge a call. He's holding a casting call for a new medical commericial. It will do wonders for your career.

JK

 

[klk]

Dear Ex-Mrs JR,

You should learn from your parent's mistakes - be sure to use birth control.

JR

 

[cement]

I just scraped something off my shoe

then I thought of you.

 

[rudy]

Dear Ex,

Only one request I make of you. Please do not hook up with Tmckeon -- the most perfect man in the world.

I would be jealous (NOT).

JR.