Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[P-E]

**** seating would make the flight to Newark more bearable. 

 

[Master slacker]

* more ****able 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

This entire thread has become unbelievaboob.

 

[Bot-Man]

This entire thread has become unbelievaboob.

I found it quite titillating

 

[P-E]

This entire thread has become unbelievaboob.

Yup, aka ****s on a Plane

 

[Supe]

So sitting between CSB and TJ is the breast seating arrangement one could hope for a on a flight?

 

[P-E]

So sitting between CSB and TJ is the breast seating arrangement one could hope for a on a flight?

Even better than first *** seating. 

 

[csb]

So sitting between CSB and TJ is the breast seating arrangement one could hope for a on a flight?

Is the plane on a treadmill? 

 

[Supe]

Is the plane on a treadmill? 

Probably, so get comfy, because that bad boy's never taking off.

 

[leggo PE]

I'm gonna be on a plane this Friday. I wonder if I'll get any ****s rested on my head??

 

[MA_PE]

I'm gonna be on a plane this Friday. I wonder if I'll get any ****s rested on my head??

one can only hope.

 

[Master slacker]

I'm gonna be on a plane this Friday. I wonder if I'll get any ****s rested on my head??

Well, if it doesn't pan out on Friday, you can at least look forward to the possibility of being able to rest your own ****s on your head in 50 years.  :dunno:

 

[leggo PE]

Well, if it doesn't pan out on Friday, you can at least look forward to the possibility of being able to rest your own ****s on your head in 50 years.  :dunno:

Haha! That would probably need to involve a significant size increase in my ****s. But still, something to, um, I'm not sure, maybe look forward to?

 

[tj_PE]

Haha! That would probably need to involve a significant size increase in my ****s. But still, something to, um, I'm not sure, maybe look forward to?

or just really stretchy skin. don't underestimate what the future may hold!

 

[leggo PE]

Excellent point.

 

[Road Guy]

just going to have to cash in a little of the 401K to fly first class from here on out....

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/airline-passenger-allegedly-allows-child-to-use-potty-in-planes-aisle-its-vile

 

[Supe]

Could she seriously not be bothered to walk her kid into the f*cking bathroom?  Did it not raise any eyebrows when she went through security with that thing as her carry on?

 

[csb]

What the what?! Was she just going to save the contents until they got to the end? She'd have to go to the lav anyway. Cripes. 

 

[tj_PE]

first class doesn't always guarantee no kids! just saying ..

 

[Supe]

What the what?! Was she just going to save the contents until they got to the end? She'd have to go to the lav anyway. Cripes. 

She'd probably try to dump it in the plastic garbage bag when the attendant comes around for final trash collection...