Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[Ken PE 3.1]

812: trying to calculate the cost of the 12 days of Christmas

 

[matt267 PE]

811: need to get the Festivus pole from the basement.

 

[knight1fox3]

810: Confused by DH posting duplicate reasons.

906: too hung over

815: Hangover

 

[snickerd3]

809: Just to spite you all!!

 

[engineergurl]

808: No one that took the exam this time has gotten the correct answers on the drunk poll which will trigger the initiation of the release of results

 

[snickerd3]

807: the little bastard elf on shelf has run off with the answer key

 

[Sapper PE LS]

806: Waiting for Road Guy's inevitable moratorium on fake results threads "to give the newbies a break"... as he usually says.

 

[knight1fox3]

805: The perimeter door access card scanning system is broken.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

806: Waiting for Road Guy's inevitable moratorium on fake results threads "to give the newbies a break"... as he usually says.

I couldn't wait for RG, because if that was the real reason, I didn't want to be party to the delay anymore... just in case.

So, I hereby decree no more fake results threads this season.

 

[NJmike PE]

804: They are busy reviewing our proposals for upgrading the holodeck

 

[engineergurl]

804: They are busy reviewing our proposals for upgrading the holodeck

holy crap I so just spit diet dr pepper all over my computer screen. AND we had the stopping distance questions right... since they were clear on what they were asking they were contradictory, ba ha ha

803: The 10K thread hasn't been locked yet.

 

[DMVEnggirl]

802: They are sitting in a circle with their legs folded singing "This is the song that never ends..."

 

[NJmike PE]

801: They headed out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols, but forgot a saw.

 

[NJmike PE]

800: They are deciding between Christmas bonuses and a one-months subscription to the Jelly of the Month club.

 

[NJmike PE]

799: They are busy looking for the elf on the shelf

 

[matt267 PE]

798: all they want to do is built a snowman.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

797: Looking for an architect to help design their gingerbread house.

 

[CE_Gator]

796: Waiting for subs to get them shop drawings

 

[buffalo]

796: Polar Vortex

 

[buffalo]

795: all resources are currently being used to incorporate "All About that Bass" into their "how to register for your NCEES exam" video.