766: NCEES is in cahoots with the US govt and they are trying to distract the normally intelligent part of the population of the country from the media coverage of politics in order to slip in several executive orders and the closure of Gitmo
764: They were all invited to watch the first conveyor belt aircraft carrier but were standing on the moving deck and ended up falling into the ocean and are now stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a volleyball and an ice skate and a few other random items that washed up with them
I just want to say, I'm so happy to be friends with all of you, thank you all so much, you are all the best. Except mike, he's such a *****... you're such a *****, mike. (it's from the 5 year engagement)