Tiger's image in trouble?

[wilheldp_PE]

I don't think of regular joes as ********, either. After all, my hubby's one.

A regular joe, or an *******?

 

[Fluvial]

A regular joe, or an *******?

:Locolaugh:

 

[roadwreck]

No one talks about this one much but another ********* guy to add to the list of cheaters is Lance Armstrong, lots of people may not know but after he became famous he kicked his wife to the curb (they had 3 or 4 kids?) to be with that singer girl? Cant recall her name but to me she always looked a little *****..

Sheryl Crow

 

[Capt Worley PE]

More of these athletes need to look at Derek Jeter.

I really like that guy, even though I'm not a big sports fan. he was hilarious on SNL. Seems pretty grounded in reality, too.

No one talks about this one much but another ********* guy to add to the list of cheaters is Lance Armstrong, lots of people may not know but after he became famous he kicked his wife to the curb (they had 3 or 4 kids?) to be with that singer girl?

There's more to that story, too. Sheryl Crow stood by his side through his bouts with testicular cancer, but when she was diagnosed with breast cancer, he kicked HER to the curb, too.

The kind of wimmin who will fall head over heels for a guy just because he's famous or rich, is probably not the caliber of woman you'd want for the mother of your kids.

I'll add to that a woman who goes after a married man is not a high caliber woman either.

I take a dim view of cheating.

 

[cement]

There's more to that story, too. Sheryl Crow stood by his side through his bouts with testicular cancer, but when she was diagnosed with breast cancer, he kicked HER to the curb, too.

talk about eating crow.

wait. I am a Gigantic *********

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^ :appl: :appl:

 

[Fluvial]

I'll add to that a woman who goes after a married man is not a high caliber woman either.
I take a dim view of cheating.

Agreed.

 

[DVINNY]

TIGER might DRIVE WELL IN THE FAIRWAY, but doesn't FAIR WELL IN THE DRIVEWAY.

 

[DVINNY]

What's the difference between a GOLF BALL and a CADILLAC?

Tiger CAN DRIVE A GOLF BALL !!

 

[MA_PE]

Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife. How many times she hit him. She said “ I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5”

 

[EM_PS]

More of these athletes need to look at Derek Jeter.

I really like that guy, even though I'm not a big sports fan. he was hilarious on SNL. Seems pretty grounded in reality, too.

I'll add to that a woman who goes after a married man is not a high caliber woman either.

I take a dim view of cheating.

re: Jeter- He gets that from his Mich upbringing

re: cheating - I agree

maybe his screamin' babies made him do it? :joke:

 

[MA_PE]

I'm sure there will be more (sorry for any repeats)

* Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

* Tiger's new movie is out - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

* Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

* Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.

* What's the difference in an Escalade and a Golf Ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

* What do Tiger Woods and baby harp seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

 

[DVINNY]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

 

[DVINNY]

- Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

- Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.

- It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter...

- Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

- What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence?

TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family.

Cheetah.

- Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine.

Know how to tell them apart?

Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

- First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you?

And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

- Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

- Turns out that Tiger did not have a perfect lie and his wife let him have the tire iron from his caddie.

- Tiger played around with his mistress and she ended up being one under Tiger

 

[frazil]

Well, who didn't??

 

[Chucktown PE]

If I were Tiger's manager I would pick up a condom endorsement since Gatorade dropped him. The tag line could have him saying something like, "I screwed 12 chicks, including 2 ****stars and a Vegas cocktail waitress, and my wife never got crabs.......that's why I use Durex (or Trojan)."

 

[MA_PE]

Tiger and Santa

 

[kevo_55]

The "D" word is starting to circulate on the internet.............

 

[Ble_PE]

^Dumper?

:bananadoggywow:

 

[EM_PS]

If I were Tiger's manager I would pick up a condom endorsement since Gatorade dropped him. The tag line could have him saying something like, "I screwed 12 chicks, including 2 ****stars and a Vegas cocktail waitress, and my wife never got crabs.......that's why I use Durex (or Trojan)."

i think you're on to something here Chuckles - the background music would be Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" - I did it all for the nookie! c'mon the nookie! so you can take that cookie & stick it up your...