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This story was way more fun before his lawyer got involved. I'm still thinking his wife beat the crap out of him.

 
Eh, I can't muster interest to care. Except that I always have a little compassion for folks going through relationship problems.

 
I just keep yelling at the TV screen, "That isn't news!! Save it for ET!!!"

 
The only way his reputation's hurt is if he DOES have a mistress, because after seeing his wife and seeing the plastic surgery train wreck he's accused of having an affair with, he'd be going downhill faster than Jack and Jill on a pair of Huffys.

 
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Latest greatest? is a cell phone message of Tiger asking the girl to reconfigure her phone to block caller ID. In the message he sais his wife was going through his phone and may give her a call. This is a different girl than the first alleged mistress, so he's up to two indiscretions.

I'm amazed at how much interest people have in this crap and the impact that an "affair" or even the accusation of one, can have on these celebrity images.

The guy is ~35 years old and in his prime. He's very wealthy, has a good-looking wife and a couple of kids. He has always been very private about his personal life outside golf. We don't know what his relationshipis with his wife. Maybe after 2 kids she just "isn't in the mood" anymore. So he's goes and bqngs some other girl. With his money and stature he probably has girls fawning all over him all the time. So he likes one and goes for it. Who really cares? If his wife doesn't like it, then just leave.

You don't "fight for your man" like Whitney the crack-ho.

 
I formulated my theory on Friday evening while out drinking with my sis and BIL. I think that Elin found out about one of Tiger's hoes, started beating him mercilessly with a golf club, he tried to escape in the Escalade, she chased him with said golf club, bashed out the rear windshield, this distracted him, he hit the fire hydrant and tree, Elin dragged him out of the car and continued to beat him with the golf club. The statements that have been made don't add up to a simple car crash and life saving rescue by Elin. The car was going <30 mph because the airbags did not deploy during impact. Yet somehow, Tiger managed to have facial lacerations, and he was drifting in and out of consciousness when the police arrived. She had to have beaten the fuck out of him because the injuries do not jibe with the wreck.

 
I think most airbags deploy at 12 mph...
government regulations that require auto makers to use air bags that deploy with sufficient force to protect an unbelted 160 lb. male adult in a 30-mph crash.
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Most car companies say a vehicle has to experience an impact that generates at least 7 G's of force before it will trigger the air bag. For most vehicles, this would be the equivalent of hitting a solid barrier at 12 to 15 mph, or hitting another vehicle at a speed of about 25 mph. In reality, the air bag may deploy at higher or lower speeds.
From here.

Ok...so he may have been going much slower than 30 mph, which means that his injuries make that much less sense.

 
Latest greatest? is a cell phone message of Tiger asking the girl to reconfigure her phone to block caller ID. In the message he sais his wife was going through his phone and may give her a call. This is a different girl than the first alleged mistress, so he's up to two indiscretions.
I'm amazed at how much interest people have in this crap and the impact that an "affair" or even the accusation of one, can have on these celebrity images.

The guy is ~35 years old and in his prime. He's very wealthy, has a good-looking wife and a couple of kids. He has always been very private about his personal life outside golf. We don't know what his relationshipis with his wife. Maybe after 2 kids she just "isn't in the mood" anymore. So he's goes and bqngs some other girl. With his money and stature he probably has girls fawning all over him all the time. So he likes one and goes for it. Who really cares? If his wife doesn't like it, then just leave.

You don't "fight for your man" like Whitney the crack-ho.
golf boy needs to man up. bailing on your responsibilitiy to your family beacuse you ain't gettin it like you used to is weak.

 
THOUSAND OAKS, California (AP)—Tiger Woods says he has let his family down and regrets “those transgressions with all of my heart.”
In a statement Wednesday on his Web site, Woods says he has not been “true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.”

He offered his “profound apology” to his supporters.

His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.

Jaimee Grubbs told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters—two months before Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.

On Wednesday, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail provided by Grubbs that she said was left by Woods on Nov. 24, three days before his early morning car crash outside his home near Orlando.

In his statement, Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.

“I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves,” he said.

He also said he has been “dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means.”

Despite the “intense curiosity” about his life, Woods said “there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy.”

 
I don't know why good looking, excessively rich guys get married. Tiger is just more of the same, I think he is a billionaire, decent looking and maybe the best known of all current athletes. Plus he has the reputation of being "a nice guy". So ya chicks across the country are trying to bang him. Shocking.

I mean all the evidence in the world shows you it is pretty likely (in this situation) you will cheat on her and she will take you for a bunch of money.

A much better situation would be to have a girlfriend, but hey what do I know.

Have Pro Athletes learned nothing from Kobe?

 
I heard two jokes this morning that I liked:

Tiger is changing his name. His new name is Chetah.

Q: What do Tiger and baby seals have in common?

A: They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

 
golf boy needs to man up. bailing on your responsibilitiy to your family beacuse you ain't gettin it like you used to is weak.
everybody is entitled to their own opinion. I don't see the "bailing on your responsibilitiy to your family" aspect. One could easily respond with a "wifely duty" argument. It takes two people to make or break a relationship. I never assume complete innocence or guilt on either party, until all the facts demonstrate that all the blame should be allocated to one side.

Lastly, no matter what either party has done, I can never see a situation where physical violence is an acceptable solution. Chasing after someone who's trying to flee is just wrong.

 
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