~~**-- The Weather Thread --**~~

[kevo_55]

-13 right now. All I can say that it was an improvement from yesterday!!

 

[Supe]

I live in the Southeast so that I don't have to deal with this type of cold weather. F this 9 degrees this morning.

This.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I feel bad for the dude in the parking lot installing my new windshield.

 

[NJmike PE]

I feel bad for the dude in the parking lot installing my new windshield.

First World problem

 

[snickerd3]

-10 with -22 wind chills this morning. Had to go to work today but minisnick's winter break was extended another day

 

[Capt Worley PE]

It will be 65 Saturday. I have that to look forward to.

 

[NJmike PE]

Same. Near 50. That will feel like summer.

 

[Dark Knight]

42 here right now.

Take that!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

:banhim:

 

[knight1fox3]

-11 here. I agree it's somewhat of an improvement. They are talking 30s by the weekend. Time to break out the bike again?!? :dunno:

 

[knight1fox3]

Also, got this in an email forward that I find pretty funny. I've seen it before (or a variation of it) and thought it was pretty relevant to share given the arctic weather some are experiencing.

Life in Wisconsin where ever it's friggin' cold:

December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.

Bought snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.....we're in Minnesota!

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my rump on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the darn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Dang snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower, and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas, because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt 'til August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel, and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel! Tried to hire Bob, who has a plow on his truck, for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today, and it warmed up to "0". The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What, is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the jerk who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by the seat of his pants and beat him to death with my

broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over everywhere I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an *****. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: Temperature dropped to -30, and the pipes froze. Plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him; he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. The WITCH is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver. He is now suing me for a million dollars; not for only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his rear. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Looks like the cold put a wee bit o'stress on the local power grid:

http://www.wltx.com/news/article/260504/2/SCEG-Suspends-Rolling-Blackouts-

 

[FLBuff PE]

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[Ble_PE]

^Yep, that's the truth. There were several area counties that delayed school yesterday due to the cold. There was no precipitation in the forecast at all either, so no real chance for ice on the roads. There have been many times that they've canceled school the night before a "big snowstorm" and the next day it rains. But I'll take the second pic over the first one any day of the week!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Yep, that's the truth. There were several area counties that delayed school yesterday due to the cold.

He11. one Orangeburg County School district didn't even OPEN yesterday. I mean, honest to God, it isn't THAT cold.

 

[snickerd3]

another snow day for minisnick due to the negative windchill temps

 

[NJmike PE]

Washing machine is in a room without heat. Two straight days of subzero temps has rendered it temporarily out of order. Pretty sure just the hoses are frozen and not the plumbing or even the unit itself, but I will wait for temps to rise on their own and thaw it naturally.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Business as usual here, wind chill -32. Let's go, cupcakes.

 

[Supe]

2 hour delays again this morning, announced last night, based only on the premise that 20 degrees is "too cold." No precipitation, no ice, nothing.

 

[Road Guy]

**** that!

But something is wrong now when I get up in the morning I look at the thermometer and I am relieved when it says 27 something is not right with that