I hurt my back a bit yesterday rearranging furniture and moving things over for the nursery from my inlaws house. What really did me in though, was when my FIL said "can you give me a hand putting the new vanity sink in the bathroom". I didn't realize this meant can you install the damn thing while I sit on my ass and watch, and by the way I don't have any beer in the house???
Old pipes, cumbersome sink, crappy parts he bought, one trip to the Home Cheap-o, and the all he did was criticize.
My favorite is he calls himself the 'Mechanic of the Family' since he claims to be so handy. Handy my ass, the only good tools he has are the ones he borrowed from me and never returned.
Icing on the cake - this morning I was retrieving my garbage can lid when I promptly slipped, danced a bit, and then fell on my ass on the ice. I should have just fallen originally, it probably wouldn't have been so bad (further aggrevated my back and bruised my hand).