The Engineer's Story thread...

[MA_PE]

your guardian angel is watching over you and will only protect you if you....

 

[DVINNY]

send this to 50 zillion people within 30......

 

[Supe]

seconds, so that your true love...

 

[MA_PE]

will greet you when you get home and .....

 

[Supe]

ream you a new one for forgetting...

 

[DVINNY]

to buy flowers for him because of.....

 

[Supe]

that time he was wingman when...

 

[Road Guy]

he drank vodka out of a goats ***

 

[DVINNY]

then chased it with some ......

 

[wilheldp_PE]

then chased it with some ......

greasy porkchops served in a dirty ash tray.

 

[FairhopeEE]

"Hell", he thought, "if Obama can get elected President then..."

 

[DVINNY]

any moron with a vocabulary of uh and um could.......

 

[mudpuppy]

write a speech for George W. Bush

 

[DVINNY]

and it would sound much better than today's suit,. .. who likes fried.....

 

[mudpuppy]

Pickles and bananas and other assorted fruit.

 

[DVINNY]

because the fruit is most of his voting block and he must........

 

[mudpuppy]

Eat at least five servings per day

 

[DVINNY]

of brussel sprouts and round pees..... and

 

[mudpuppy]

A great big dollop of liberal . . .

 

[DVINNY]

which would make iron stomach Bob hurl.....