The Engineer's Story thread...

[MA_PE]

the discus an amazing 150ft...

 

[DVINNY]

which tragically struck Jill in the .....

 

[mudpuppy]

the hand she was stroking her. . .

 

[DVINNY]

little pet beave with to buff it......

 

[mudpuppy]

For the big show later that night

 

[MA_PE]

fortunately the hand took the brunt...

 

[DVINNY]

of the furry coat that .....

 

[MA_PE]

that I used to cover my face...

 

[DVINNY]

after my embarrassing bout with ........

 

[MA_PE]

terminal halitosis. Does your face hurt?...

 

[DVINNY]

Can I smell your Vagina?

Hell no you can't smell my Vagina !!!!!!

Must be your feet then.

 

[MA_PE]

my your hair smells nice

said the midget

 

[DVINNY]

Confusious say: Elevator smell bery different to midget

 

[MA_PE]

if at first you don't suck seed

keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed.

 

[DVINNY]

if at first you don't suck seed
keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed.

I'm gonna have to use that one

 

[MA_PE]

women can't live with them...can't shoot them.

 

[DVINNY]

then our hero turned to her and said. .....

 

[MA_PE]

"Going down?" as she entered the elevator...

 

[DVINNY]

to which she responded " Is anything going up?"

 

[wilheldp_PE]

"My blood pressure," he responded.