The Engineer's Story thread...

[Capt Worley PE]

as he coushed a ropy string

 

[wilheldp_PE]

"WTF is a ropy string?" she inquired.

 

[Supe]

"You see, on bars of soap in prison" he began to explain...

 

[wilheldp_PE]

"Did you mean to say 'soapy string'?" she interjected.

 

[Supe]

"Yea, I half-sneezed as I was saying it," he said. But in prison showers....

 

[wilheldp_PE]

...if you drop the soap...

 

[Supe]

everyone offers to help you pick it up! They're so nice there, except that one time...

 

[wilheldp_PE]

when Large Leroy walked up behind me

 

[Supe]

With a large macaroni-based Valentines Day card...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

and did things to me that

 

[wilheldp_PE]

With a large macaroni-based Valentines Day card...

which he proceeded to shove...

 

[MA_PE]

force feed me the glue-laden pasta....

 

[Capt Worley PE]

into my locker which he

 

[Supe]

both of which resulted in my poop containing macaroni, glitter, and...

 

[wilheldp_PE]

foil stars...they hurt coming out.

 

[Supe]

But being resourceful, I reused them on...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

my 'Glory Board' which mapped

 

[Supe]

Everyone I shanked for calling me a...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

pi$$ poor storm water modeler

 

[Supe]

I had to escape from jail, so I...