since the wife is the real grinch in the house, Im gonna set her up for something too, like empty all her tampons into the bath tub and fill it with water?
Elf on the Shelf sounds like a lot of work. We barely pull off Santa.
Tell me, are there such a thing a Christmas lights that don't have to be replaced every year? We have to buy brand new lights every stinking year because the brand new ones we bought last year went bad sitting in a box for 11 months. How does that happen? Do spiders chew through cables or what? I would gladly pay extra for good lights if I could find them.
We convinsed our kids that our motion detector is actually a camera going directly to the North Pole. The red LED lights up on it anytime it detects motion so along with the kids watching the Polar Express to know the elves have a room of video monitors, they are on good behavior. They are also scared of the Elf on the Shelf thing although he gets into some trouble especially when Barbie is around.Elf on the Shelf sounds like a lot of work. We barely pull off Santa.
I bust out the Elf on the Shelf yearly. I go with some damn good hiding places. Hidden in bird cages, unreachable light fixtures (bust out the ladder), etc. We told junior that if you touch "Jingle" (the elf's name), that it dies and turns into a toy, resulting in Santa having to send a new spy elf. So she creeps downstairs every morning in an obvious state of paranoia, eyes peering everywhere for where that little red ******* may be hiding. It's funny as hell.
The upside is that she is on her best behavior for the month of December, because she knows her actions are being reported back to the North Pole.
We convinsed our kids that our motion detector is actually a camera going directly to the North Pole. The red LED lights up on it anytime it detects motion so along with the kids watching the Polar Express to know the elves have a room of video monitors, they are on good behavior. They are also scared of the Elf on the Shelf thing although he gets into some trouble especially when Barbie is around.Elf on the Shelf sounds like a lot of work. We barely pull off Santa.
I bust out the Elf on the Shelf yearly. I go with some damn good hiding places. Hidden in bird cages, unreachable light fixtures (bust out the ladder), etc. We told junior that if you touch "Jingle" (the elf's name), that it dies and turns into a toy, resulting in Santa having to send a new spy elf. So she creeps downstairs every morning in an obvious state of paranoia, eyes peering everywhere for where that little red ******* may be hiding. It's funny as hell.
The upside is that she is on her best behavior for the month of December, because she knows her actions are being reported back to the North Pole.
Winter has returned here...
look up naughty elf on the shelf online...there are some ttruely funny ones^^^ that's funny.
Winter has returned here...time for some Christmas cheer.
Im talking run of the mill indoor lights. Granted, I'm buying them at Walmart or Lowes, not Macys, but I still expect at least a couple of uses out of them before they croak.
Were they the LED version? I got mine at Home Depot (outdoor), and later that year every other light started going out (meaning one LED was bad). So I found a website that sold the appropriate LEDs I could use to replace the dead ones. The frequency of failure increased as time went on and I got real tired of checking for the failed bulbs and replacing accordingly. To the point where I don't even have the desire to put any lights up outside. Perhaps the Target/Walmart variety are better but I am skeptical.Im talking run of the mill indoor lights. Granted, I'm buying them at Walmart or Lowes, not Macys, but I still expect at least a couple of uses out of them before they croak.
I got my lights at Target and Walmart and haven't had any issues with them. Have you tried checking the bulbs in the dead section?
Im talking run of the mill indoor lights. Granted, I'm buying them at Walmart or Lowes, not Macys, but I still expect at least a couple of uses out of them before they croak.
I got my lights at Target and Walmart and haven't had any issues with them. Have you tried checking the bulbs in the dead section?
We've been trying to introduce Santa to my 2 year old, but he is having none of it. He is so scared of him and starts to cry whenever we mention him.
Were they the LED version? I got mine at Home Depot (outdoor), and later that year every other light started going out (meaning one LED was bad). So I found a website that sold the appropriate LEDs I could use to replace the dead ones. The frequency of failure increased as time went on and I got real tired of checking for the failed bulbs and replacing accordingly. To the point where I don't even have the desire to put any lights up outside. Perhaps the Target/Walmart variety are better but I am skeptical.Im talking run of the mill indoor lights. Granted, I'm buying them at Walmart or Lowes, not Macys, but I still expect at least a couple of uses out of them before they croak.
I got my lights at Target and Walmart and haven't had any issues with them. Have you tried checking the bulbs in the dead section?
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