Taco Bell founder dies

Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum

Help Support Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Taco Bell could take the edge off of many a hangover back in the day; but my colon always had the last word.

 
Get well soon, Glen W. Bell, Jr.
I don't think they've found a cure for dead yet.
Sure they have. It's called life. All we gotta do is do what we can to make life ( ;) ) and maybe he'll come out of his "dead" diagnosis.

Alright everybody, when you get home from work today, go to your significant other and explain that we need to bring Mr. Glen back to the living. And the only way to do that is have lots and lots of life-giving love-making (or whatever women like to call it).

 
Last edited by a moderator:
So my wife and I when we were newly married decided one day, "hey, let's go to Long John Silver's - we haven't been there in a long time".

You know when you walk into a restaurant and SLIDE up to the front register because there is so much grease on the floor? Yeah, that kind of feeling.

Get behind the one guy in line to order (a big guy), and he's talking with the man behind the counter like they know each other. He says something like the following:

MAN: "So, you seen 'Joe' lately, I haven't seen him in a while?"

KID: "Oh, you didn't hear about 'Joe'?"

MAN: "No, what happened?"

KID: "Joe had a massive heart attack and died."

MAN: "Really, that's horrible, he was only in his 40's. I'll miss him, I used to see him in here EVERY DAY."

Every day.

Every.

Day.

We've never been back.

Oh, and I like a few things off of Taco Hell's menu, but only go maybe once every 4-6 months.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I like me some Long John Silver's, but I've probably eaten it 5 times in the past 10 years. We really don't eat fast food much at all. I'd say at the most we'll eat fast food once every 4 months.

 
I used to eat LJS about once a month, but since I changed my eating habits, it literally makes me ill. I ate it last weekend, and I thought I was going to hoark. I like the taste of it, but the grease just doesn't agree with me any more.

 
MIAF made salmon last night. Sort of. It WAS salmon, until her internet addiction resulted in my kitchen filling with fish-scented smoke and a salmon briquette. End result: I ended up mourning the death of Taco Bell's founder with a 5 gallon bucket of "Fire" sauce, and chicken soft tacos/chicken burritos.

 
My father in law used to work for gold kist ( chicken) he sAid they had a huge contract with taco bell, not for chicken breast, wings, etc but that taco bell bought 100% of their chicken gizzards!

I still love the place and eat there at least once a week.

 
This is very sad. To commemorate the event, I went to Taco bell and had three tacos and a bean burrito, and then erected a monument to Mr. Bell.

In my toilet.

Three times so far.

 
Back
Top