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My boss currently has me assigned to:

$400M hospital project - budgeting

$50M lump sum bid

$115M lump sum bid

$20M Site package proposal/bid

$25M Vivarium expansion - proposal/bid

All I have in the way of help is my mechanical guy, electrical guy, and a junior guy (who doubles as my secretary since she got canned).

My boss is busy buying new camera lenses.

 
^You need to keep your eyes open for the next bigray, so you can peel off and form your own company, hire him, and then have junior do all the work while you shop on the internet to spend the profits.

 
Blaaaaaaaaugh.

Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with my stomach, and in a puke-ish fashion. Methinks it was the Kroger brand mac and cheese.

 
Blaaaaaaaaugh.
Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with my stomach, and in a puke-ish fashion. Methinks it was the Kroger brand mac and cheese.
I'm not sure yelling at your shoes qualifies as "screaming" in the context of this thread. We're going to need a ruling from the judges.

 
I'm not sure yelling at your shoes qualifies as "screaming" in the context of this thread. We're going to need a ruling from the judges.
It was an audible blaugh, not in the barf context. Any barfing noises will be enclosed by an asterisk on both sides.

 
Blaaaaaaaaugh.
Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with my stomach, and in a puke-ish fashion. Methinks it was the Kroger brand mac and cheese.
me too! I can't figure out what I ate that's bothering me. I've narrowed it down to either the multiple chocolate cupcakes for my sons birthday, or the multiple chocolate martinis to wash them down. Something must have gone bad...

 
Blaaaaaaaaugh.
Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with my stomach, and in a puke-ish fashion. Methinks it was the Kroger brand mac and cheese.
I can't believe you would be consuming evil carbs in such a manner .... :eek:hmy:

me too! I can't figure out what I ate that's bothering me. I've narrowed it down to either the multiple chocolate cupcakes for my sons birthday, or the multiple chocolate martinis to wash them down. Something must have gone bad...
When frazil goes bad ??

:GotPics:

JR

 
Somebody burnt the daylights out of either popcorn or toast over in the office kitchen. It is not helping the nausea.

 
Does this help?

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Somebody burnt the daylights out of either popcorn or toast over in the office kitchen. It is not helping the nausea.
Isn't it amazing how that smell travels through the office. Although it could be worse, it could be someone reheating seafood. Or when someone decides to "sanitize" a dry sponge in the microwave for 3 minutes. Sure, it was sanitized, but it was burnt to a crisp too . . .

 
Isn't it amazing how that smell travels through the office. Although it could be worse, it could be someone reheating seafood. Or when someone decides to "sanitize" a dry sponge in the microwave for 3 minutes. Sure, it was sanitized, but it was burnt to a crisp too . . .
Funny you should mention that. My coworker told me that we used to have a bunch of foreign engineers in this office who were CONSTANTLY reheating fish, etc.

And AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I love how people who have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're doing try to make decisions that affect the entire project.

They're trying to formalize the scheme of how field welds will be numbered on our projects. Well, somebody thought it would be a great idea to make the spool piece part of this number. We don't CARE about the spool number, and we have plenty of field welds which aren't tied to a spool piece at all. Just number it sequentially after the damn ISO and be done with it, like every other EPC company has been doing for the last 50 years!

 
Ummm...Supe. I wasn't sure if you heard...we're including the spool number on all our field wells. And where are those TPS reports?

 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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