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[Ble_PE]

What's Snapchat?

ldman:    

 

[tj_PE]

Did this happen on Snapchat? @vee043324

yes  

 

[tj_PE]

does anyone have a clue what they are talking about??? need the info...

it's really not that important of information!

basically i had a sandwich friday at happy hour that was marketed as a lobster roll. i ordered it, and because it was on special, there was no description of the contents. 

lobster roll was served hot with melted cheese aka lobster melt maybe? (patent pending) 

anyway it was SO. DRAMATIC. that I even used the terms that, by the way, accurately described the contents of the food item, and were written on a chalkboard....because it wasn't cold lobster on a buttered, toasted roll. 

ALSO FOR THE RECORD IT WAS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS IDC HOW MANY ADULT BEVERAGES I HAD BEFORE/AFTER CONSUMPTION

 

[tj_PE]

@JayKay0914 @vee043324

 

[JayKay PE]

it's really not that important of information!

basically i had a sandwich friday at happy hour that was marketed as a lobster roll. i ordered it, and because it was on special, there was no description of the contents. 

lobster roll was served hot with melted cheese aka lobster melt maybe? (patent pending) 

anyway it was SO. DRAMATIC. that I even used the terms that, by the way, accurately described the contents of the food item, and were written on a chalkboard....because it wasn't cold lobster on a buttered, toasted roll. 

IT WASN'T A LOBSTER ROLL.  YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.  I MENTIONED IT TO MY FAMILY AND I COULD HEAR THE PEARLS BEING CLUTCHED IN HAWAII.  LOBSTER ROLL DOES NOT HAVE CHEESE.  IT'S LITERALLY THREE THINGS: LOBSTER, BUTTER, AND ROLL.  OR MAYBE LOBSTER, A BIT OF MAYO/LEMON, AND ROLL.

uhadnjkghadvjk THERE IS SO MUCH RAGE AND IT UPSETS ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING LIES!!!!

 

[tj_PE]

IT WASN'T A LOBSTER ROLL.  YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.  I MENTIONED IT TO MY FAMILY AND I COULD HEAR THE PEARLS BEING CLUTCHED IN HAWAII.  LOBSTER ROLL DOES NOT HAVE CHEESE.  IT'S LITERALLY THREE THINGS: LOBSTER, BUTTER, AND ROLL.  OR MAYBE LOBSTER, A BIT OF MAYO/LEMON, AND ROLL.

uhadnjkghadvjk THERE IS SO MUCH RAGE AND IT UPSETS ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING LIES!!!!

There's more than one way to make a turkey fucking sandwich okay!?!??!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

[JayKay PE]

There's more than one way to make a turkey fucking sandwich okay!?!??!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

IT WASN'T EVEN ON A SPLIT-TOP ROLL.  That's like comparing a turkey sandwich made by your loving grandmother, and a turkey sandwich made by a creepy guy at the deli grill who is undressing you with his eyes!!!

 

[tj_PE]

IT WASN'T EVEN ON A SPLIT-TOP ROLL.  That's like comparing a turkey sandwich made by your loving grandmother, and a turkey sandwich made by a creepy guy at the deli grill who is undressing you with his eyes!!!

A) it WAS on a split top roll!

2) is it not still a turkey containing sandwich either way?

 

[tj_PE]

See @Road Guy ??? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

 

[JayKay PE]

A) it WAS on a split top roll!

2) is it not still a turkey containing sandwich either way?

BAH.  You couldn't lift that up and eat it with your hands!  That split-top "roll" you had was an open-faced sandwich masquerading as a roll!

Turkey sandwich = turkey sandwich, but calling anything and everything a lobster roll is like saying a Ruben is any sandwich with corned beef.

 

[tj_PE]

BAH.  You couldn't lift that up and eat it with your hands!  That split-top "roll" you had was an open-faced sandwich masquerading as a roll!

Turkey sandwich = turkey sandwich, but calling anything and everything a lobster roll is like saying a Ruben is any sandwich with corned beef.

it was a roll with lobster on it! 

i also lifted it up and ate it with my hands! 

 

[MA_PE]

 a Ruben is any sandwich with corned beef.

Isn't this fact?

 

[JayKay PE]

it was a roll with lobster on it! 

i also lifted it up and ate it with my hands! 

You will never be allowed in New England, you will be chased out of town if this is known.  I only want to protect you.  

 

[JayKay PE]

Isn't this fact?

*chokes on spit and turns to make sure 2nd Ave Deli assassin's don't hear*

 

[Road Guy]

What's Snapchat?
//content.invisioncic.com/r86644/emoticons/default_oldman.gif [emoji3] 

It’s something about a pussy on the pedestal.

 

[csb]

IT WASN'T A LOBSTER ROLL.  YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.  I MENTIONED IT TO MY FAMILY AND I COULD HEAR THE PEARLS BEING CLUTCHED IN HAWAII.  LOBSTER ROLL DOES NOT HAVE CHEESE.  IT'S LITERALLY THREE THINGS: LOBSTER, BUTTER, AND ROLL.  OR MAYBE LOBSTER, A BIT OF MAYO/LEMON, AND ROLL.

uhadnjkghadvjk THERE IS SO MUCH RAGE AND IT UPSETS ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING LIES!!!!

I have to agree with this one, including the split top roll. 

 

[MA_PE]

I have to agree with this one, including the split top roll. 

so you're saying a lobster roll is a hot dog on a roll except the hot dog is lobster?

 

[Supe]

It's been fun, folks.  From AC Slatering to treadmills to boobs on a plane... party on, EB.

 

[Road Guy]

^- That's some straight up roller skating music right there!

 

[Supe]

It ain't a party without Earth, Wind, and Fire.