October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

I HAVE REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS.  THIS AUSTRALIAN COW IS NAMED KNICKERS AND HE IS TOO BIG TO BE SLAUGHTERED AND THIS WHOLE THING AMUSES ME: 

 

[txjennah PE]

And I am also down for ancient alien stuff, but I am, sadly, not that deep into conspiracy theories.  The deepest I ever got was wearing the tinfoil hat on holidays.

Ancient Aliens makes me sad

 

[CocoNut]

Torture. They are extracting energy from their torture victims and the batteries are low so the results will not come out for two more weeks. That’s my conspiracy

 

[JayKay PE]

Torture. They are extracting energy from their torture victims and the batteries are low so the results will not come out for two more weeks. That’s my conspiracy

OR someone accidentally put the results file in "My Documents" not their desktop and they are frantically looking for it/getting IT involved.

 

[CocoNut]

This just in! Results still pending!

At least that’s what I heard on the internet!

 

[txjennah PE]

Torture. They are extracting energy from their torture victims and the batteries are low so the results will not come out for two more weeks. That’s my conspiracy

I was doing okay with the wait until, like, today. I will find ways to distract myself.  It's all good.

 

[tj_PE]

i remember freaking out when my exam date went from a date to just the month/year like OMG THEYRE POSTING THEM RIGHT NOW and then it was not posted right now.

 

[tj_PE]

Do you not have that type of relationship with a loved one?  Where you are asking an important question and they go off on a tangent, starting with the phrase, "I had the weirdest dream last night..." which then spirals into a flight of fancy of which has never been captured in tale or on screen?

no  

 

[RBHeadge PE]

When the wife says she wants to keep Christmas gifts to each other under $50 this year, is she being truthful or is it a trap?

If it were my wife, I'd consider it truthful. But part of the reason why I married her is because she doesn't play mind games.

Your results may vary.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I am eating brie while spamming.  How is this my life?

I can't tell if you are complaining or bragging?

 

[JayKay PE]

no  

My heart and eyes weep for you.  But maybe that's my own fault for being born into a family of...musicians. *shudders*

 

[JayKay PE]

I can't tell if you are complaining or bragging?

A little from Column A and a little from Column B.

Mostly I'm just complaining because I have no more brie.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

That's our problem if either one of us want something we just buy it. I think I'm going to risk it and go the $50 dollar amount. 

Same here. Makes buying gifts difficult.

The trick is to find something the other would love but wouldn't buy for themselves for whatever reason - don't shop at the right places, don't know of its existence, never thought to look, etc

My wife has "won" the gift giving "competition" the last few years. Although it's not really a competition and we don't treat it as such.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

How about conspiracy theory discussion today?

 

[JohnLee]

I HAVE REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS.  THIS AUSTRALIAN COW IS NAMED KNICKERS AND HE IS TOO BIG TO BE SLAUGHTERED AND THIS WHOLE THING AMUSES ME: 

That's me when I go to pick up my daughter and just sit in the class to see how she play with others.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

My mom is avidly watching a youtube show that has conspiracy theories about volcanoes in the US.

omg do tell.

^this

My mom is always telling me about this guy on youtube who is predicting volcano eruptions in New England/the northeast area of the USA  that are going to be worse than anything ever seen before.  He is not a registered geologist and supposedly the USGS has tried to shut him down multiple times "BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT AND THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING." - That is what he said in response to the allegations. 

Well that's anti-climatic.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Torture. They are extracting energy from their torture victims and the batteries are low so the results will not come out for two more weeks. That’s my conspiracy

seems legit

 

[RBHeadge PE]

My heart and eyes weep for you.  But maybe that's my own fault for being born into a family of...musicians. *shudders*

So you're the black sheep?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Mostly I'm just complaining because I have no more brie.

Time for more tea

 

[RBHeadge PE]

alright, enough sanity break spaaming, need to get back to work