October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[tj_PE]

Aw man, I forgot we were spamming to a number.  Not just having a good time.  Also, like we're...simply having a wonderful time

is it a wonderful christmas time? or just a wonderful time

 

[leggo PE]

is it a wonderful christmas time? or just a wonderful time

Very valid question.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Next pay period Dec 8 but hopefully It does not happen

I'm not that optimistic. I'm hearing murmurs about a ~90 day or ~120 day CR, and it seems like people are trying to find a workable solution, but then there are also reports of people making it worse...

I wish i had that much leave, this is my third year in

If you have use/lose after three years, you either get a lot of comp time, or you're doing something wrong in life.

 I took lots of time off for the PE...

They didn't add it to your IDP, and count the preparation as training and development? That way you could partially do it on the clock?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Kiewit? Jacobs? Accenture? Gosh, there's a lot of shitty places for civils to work. 

Sounds about right. I'm not a civil engr, but even I know their reputations as employers

 

[Road Guy]

Accenture hires CE’s?

 

[P-E]

Wood

 

[RBHeadge PE]

morning

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Good morning Spamaholics 

 

[AlliChEME]

Good morning, today is my meeting day 

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Is it Friday yet? 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Good morning, today is my meeting day 

keep awake by spamming

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

When the wife says she wants to keep Christmas gifts to each other under $50 this year, is she being truthful or is it a trap? 

 

[JayKay PE]

I got my car back and she looks beautiful!  Except I need to adjust the seat...whomever was in it last was very tiny/short.

 

[JayKay PE]

When the wife says she wants to keep Christmas gifts to each other under $50 this year, is she being truthful or is it a trap? 

Depends.  Do you have a house?  If you're only exchanging gifts with her, say "yes dear" and then buy her a massage.

 

[JayKay PE]

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I feel weird.  My cats have never messed with the tree.  One likes looking at the lights, so she'll sit on the couch and gaze at it creepily.  The other one just likes hiding underneath it/fucking with the Nativity scene on the nearby shelf, never the tree itself.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

When the wife says she wants to keep Christmas gifts to each other under $50 this year, is she being truthful or is it a trap? 

IN our house if I said $50, I probably meant $50, since my hubs is difficult to shop for (well, easy to shop for, in the big money range, but we don't both need to be spending $400 on a gift)  Plus, I don't need anything, I buy myself the things I want, when i want them.  

 

[JayKay PE]

I am eating brie while spamming.  How is this my life?

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

IN our house if I said $50, I probably meant $50, since my hubs is difficult to shop for (well, easy to shop for, in the big money range, but we don't both need to be spending $400 on a gift)  Plus, I don't need anything, I buy myself the things I want, when i want them.  

That's our problem if either one of us want something we just buy it. I think I'm going to risk it and go the $50 dollar amount. 

 

[JayKay PE]

That's our problem if either one of us want something we just buy it. I think I'm going to risk it and go the $50 dollar amount. 

Let us know beforehand if we should dig a plot for you.

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Let us know beforehand if we should dig a plot for you.

Probably if that doesn't get me then the PE results will. Start digging!