October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[Dleg]

Brown depresses me more than dark.

 

[thekzieg]

WHY IS GETTING 10,000 STEPS A DAY SO HARD?? Stupid bets with friends...

 

[Dleg]

Put your counter on your foot and get twitchy.

 

[thekzieg]

It's on my iPhone, and that thing is surprisingly hard to fool!!! So rude.

 

[thekzieg]

Put your counter on your foot and get twitchy.

Cause don't for a second think I haven't tried.

 

[Dleg]

How did it go?  

 

[thekzieg]

terribly

 

[Ble_PE]

Post.

 

[thekzieg]

counting steps

 

[Dleg]

Remove the claws and that could be useful for other things.

 

[Ble_PE]

Remove the claws and that could be useful for other things.

Umm, like what?

 

[Dleg]

Umm, maybe entering a lot of spaces into a document?

 

[thekzieg]

or spamming?

 

[Dleg]

Or playing tiny basketball?

 

[thekzieg]

or whack-a-mole?

 

[Dleg]

Something like that.

 

[Ble_PE]

Is it quittin' time yet?

 

[Dleg]

Not even close.

I promised myself I would organize and clean my office today.  I don't know what it is, but I started my career with neat desktops, and I have slowly devolved into a freaking mess.

This is not mine, but it feels this way:

 

[Ble_PE]

I get on a kick about every 2 months and clean my desk. I'll keep it clean for about a week or two, but eventually I lose out to all the paper.

 

[Dleg]

I just looked up some stereotypical LinkedIn-type content to make myself feel better.

Here's what Einstein's desk looked like: