McCain Jokes

[DVINNY]

But another pre-emtive strike could work by way of what I like to call the "CHANDRA LEVY EFFECT".

If something big happens, everyone forgets about the earlier issue. For example, take Chandra Levy, she came up missing, then they found her body, and they were suspecting the Congressman. It was a huge story, was on the TV everyday, and then......

......

9/11 happens.

Since then, can any of you tell me how the Chandra Levy situation turned out?

Nope?

Because 9/11 took us in a new direction. Just like a pre-emptive strike on Iran would do. In two days we'd forget that there was talk about the economy.

(I'm not being serious, for those who can't pick up on these things)

 

[SSmith]

I hope that before anyone wins there isn't a preemptive strike into Iran to help force the winner's hand.

are you serious? As if we aren't in enough messes already from our other 'preemptive strikes'. How about we clean up the messes we have already made before delving into yet another one?

You may want to read what I wrote again.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Israel's gonna hit Iran, sooner or later. A nuke wouldn't surprise me, either.

 

[csb]

This joke thread got way too serious. Here's a picture to lighten the mood.

 

[roadwreck]

You may want to read what I wrote again.

my bad. Agree completely. Sadly I wouldn't put it past the asshat currently in charge.

 

[BluSkyy]

you misunderestimate him

 

[benbo]

This joke thread got way too serious. Here's a picture to lighten the mood.
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Now this I think is funny.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

This joke thread got way too serious. Here's a picture to lighten the mood.
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I think I saw Obama shakin' it like a Polaroid picture to bait him. Looks like he was captivated.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Dude, is this real? If so he looks like a crazy old man, which he may be. Also, I apologize for ignoring the "thick skin" rule a few posts back.

 

[DVINNY]

That picture may be real, at the end of the debates, they both got up and McCain went to the left around the desk to meet the moderator, and at the same time the moderator went right, so McCain did a little "juke and weave" type of motion to joke about them going in opposite directions around the desk.

I didn't notice him stick his tongue out, but I do remember his arms like that when he was doing it. (of course, isn't his arms always like that?, LOL)

 

[csb]

It's real! It's from the AP and it is from the end when he went the wrong way. Really subtle if you were watching but captured on film it looks like he's shedding his human form.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

But not before he gets a big grab of Obama booty.

 

[frazil]

Does John McCain wear boxers or briefs?

Depends...

 

[csb]

HA HA HA!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Oops I crapped my pants

 

[MA_PE]

this is pretty funny

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Whoa awesome! Those guys got some serious skills.

 

[Flyer_PE]

Not sure if this belongs in the McCain or Obama thread so I flipped a coin.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

New campaign button.

 

[DVINNY]

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