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And that my friend, is how you successfully derail a thread.
If you're going to do it, better do it right.

And EG, I am never a fan of reducing the volume of ****s. If it's a matter of comfort, you just haven't found the right bra yet.

 
We used to have a girl in our jungle running club with very large breasts, nickname "Crackerjack". When she would come up to tell a story or joke, we had a song for her (we have songs for everyone):

(To the tune of Obla-di, Obla-da by The Beatles):

Running through the jungle at a steady pace,

Clearing out trail for Crackerjack.

If she runs any faster they will smash her face,

swing around her arms and slap her on the back.

Obla-di, Obla-da, what huge bra!

How the f___ does it stay on?

 
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