I won't lie to my kids about Santa

[Ramnares P.E.]

This thread just took a sharp left away from Santa thanks to Dex

 

[NJmike PE]

And that my friend, is how you successfully derail a thread.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

 

[MA_PE]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a boob job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

You want more???

GOOD GOSH NO- I just want them adjusted.

If you want to go smaller, then as a male I'll wager your hints fell on deaf ears.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

And that my friend, is how you successfully derail a thread.

If you're going to do it, better do it right.

And EG, I am never a fan of reducing the volume of boobs. If it's a matter of comfort, you just haven't found the right bra yet.

 

[frazil]

I'm going to try the DIY boob job. Completely reversible if I don't like the results...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Knot placement is key to selling it.

 

[Ble_PE]

I'm going to try the DIY boob job. Completely reversible if I don't like the results...

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Just be sure you don't use helium. You don't want to your boobs to hit you in the chin.

 

[csb]

I'm going to try the DIY boob job. Completely reversible if I don't like the results...

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Just be sure you don't use helium. You don't want to your boobs to hit you in the chin.

And Ble has just listed a legitimate reason for boob reduction.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

And I reiterate the comment about not having the right bra.

Hand-bra F...T...W!!!

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

And I reiterate the comment about not having the right bra.

Hand-bra F...T...W!!!

I'm willing to donate some time for my hands to be tested, all in the name of science of course.

 

[Dleg]

We used to have a girl in our jungle running club with very large breasts, nickname "Crackerjack". When she would come up to tell a story or joke, we had a song for her (we have songs for everyone):

(To the tune of Obla-di, Obla-da by The Beatles):

Running through the jungle at a steady pace,

Clearing out trail for Crackerjack.

If she runs any faster they will smash her face,

swing around her arms and slap her on the back.

Obla-di, Obla-da, what huge bra!

How the f___ does it stay on?

 

[csb]

That is AWESOME.

 

[NJmike PE]

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Mike, are you trying to re-rail this thread?

 

[NJmike PE]

Only to potentially get credit for rederailing it

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Why does the little girl have a goatee in that image?

 

[Road Guy]

I think it's a pacifier?

 

[Dleg]

I don't know. I've known some pretty hairy Jewish girls.

 

[NJmike PE]