I won't lie to my kids about Santa

[Dleg]

LOL.

uke:

 

[matt267 PE]

Only to potentially get credit for rederailing it

Mission accomplished!

 

[matt267 PE]

Is that photoshoped?

 

[NJmike PE]

Beats me. I Google hairy Jewish women and that popped up

 

[Dleg]

Alright, it's time to get this thread back on track.

 

[frazil]

I thought that was conchita wurst, but she's just hairy in the face.

 

[Dleg]

 

[Ble_PE]

I'm going to try the DIY **** job. Completely reversible if I don't like the results...

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Just be sure you don't use helium. You don't want to your ****s to hit you in the chin.

And Ble has just listed a legitimate reason for **** reduction.

Well, it depends on what is causing your ****s to hit your chin...

 

[MA_PE]

I'm going to try the DIY **** job. Completely reversible if I don't like the results...

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Just be sure you don't use helium. You don't want to your ****s to hit you in the chin.

And Ble has just listed a legitimate reason for **** reduction.

Well, it depends on what is causing your ****s to hit your chin...

and where you're watching from.

 

[engineergurl]

Lol...you'll poke your eye out?

And just to clarify no I don't want a different size, just a height adjustment, lmao. I do know that the $5000 or so out of pocket expenses will not be my Christmas present though.

 

[Road Guy]

not that I don't enjoy a nice size breasts I also enjoy the itty bitty ***** as well

 

[snickerd3]

the last of the christmas presents I ordered should arrive tomorrow or monday...depending on how many stops the post office takes between STL and here. it should hypothetically make the 50 mile trip today in plenty of time for the local office to sort and the mail person to deliver tomorrow. But sometimes it makes another stop at a sorting facility just outside st louis before heading north on I-55. If that is the case then it will be monday.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Alright, it's time to get this thread back on track.

Santa can be a **** sometimes...