I won't lie to my kids about Santa

[envirotex]

& maybe some eggnog with JD...

This. Otherwise, the stuff is just too thick to drink.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

If I get my wife a fit bit am I saying she is fat?

No clue why anyone needs a $100 pedometer but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

Dammit RG I had the same thought process. My wife mentioned wanting one because she's training for some races so I got it for her. I guess I'll wait and see Christmas morning if this blows up in my face.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

My wife's company gave her a fit bit in a giveaway bag along with chocolates. I'm guessing it won't help a bit.

Now she can count the number of steps it took to burn off all those chocolates...

 

[engineergurl]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a **** job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a **** job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

As a guy I think I am qualified to state that you should ask for additional presents since a **** job will probably be more of a Christmas present for your husband....

On another note, I don't think any guy, regardless of how dense we can be, will miss any hints of **** jobs.

 

[snickerd3]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a **** job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

You want more???

A college friend's sister got a **** job as nursing school graduation present from Daddy.

 

[Road Guy]

That's ****** up

 

[snickerd3]

my friend got a trip to europe for Law school graduation. Daddy said whatever they wanted he would buy (Big time lawyer)

 

[engineergurl]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a **** job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

You want more???

GOOD GOSH NO- I just want them adjusted.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

The only think I mentioned to my husband was a **** job so I hope this proves to be an effective method of hinting

You want more???

A college friend's sister got a **** job as nursing school graduation present from Daddy.

 

[Lumber Jim]

I feel the need to apologize for my foul language yesterday. I'm sorry but the holidays just don't do anything for me anymore

Well RG I hope you have a very Merry Christmas anyway!

God Bless Us

EVERY

ONE!

(think of me as Tiny Tim even though I am neither Tiny nor Tim)

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

If I get my wife a fit bit am I saying she is fat?

No clue why anyone needs a $100 pedometer but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

Dammit RG I had the same thought process. My wife mentioned wanting one because she's training for some races so I got it for her. I guess I'll wait and see Christmas morning if this blows up in my face.

But if it works out, you can blow up in her face... :eyebrows:

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

If I get my wife a fit bit am I saying she is fat?

No clue why anyone needs a $100 pedometer but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

Dammit RG I had the same thought process. My wife mentioned wanting one because she's training for some races so I got it for her. I guess I'll wait and see Christmas morning if this blows up in my face.

But if it works out, you can blow up in her face... :eyebrows:

 

[NJmike PE]

 

[snickerd3]

I got my friends Hanukkah card in the mail this morning!!! I almost forgot again. There is a church/temple in Chicago that blends the two faiths for interfaith families. Catholic priest and a Jewish Rabbi, the kids I used to baby sit had their baby naming and baptism on the during the same ceremony.

 

[P-E]

So a priest a rabbi and a babysitter walked into a bar

 

[Lumber Jim]

A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

[Lumber Jim]

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them.

When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened.

St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."

 

[Lumber Jim]

Q: How do you know the Virgin Mary had PMS?

A: Because she rode Joseph's *** all the way to Bethlehem.

 

[knight1fox3]

If I get my wife a fit bit am I saying she is fat?

No clue why anyone needs a $100 pedometer but this is the only thing I have heard her mention...

Dammit RG I had the same thought process. My wife mentioned wanting one because she's training for some races so I got it for her. I guess I'll wait and see Christmas morning if this blows up in my face.

But if it works out, you can blow up in her face... :eyebrows: