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Fudgey
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Well I spoke to her this weekend. I don't think her Mom said anything. Maybe she thinks I'm a nice guy and was willing to overlook it. Maybe she just didn't have the right moment to explain that she walked in on her daughter's new boyfriend taking a dump backwards. If the girlfirned said anything to me, I was going to play it off and say I felt a little silly after a couple drinks and just wanted to try something new.
This is a big relief. I didn't want this hanging over my head during the holidays. I learned my lesson though. Next time you take an acrobatic otherwise non-standard dump at someone else's house, lock the door.
This is a big relief. I didn't want this hanging over my head during the holidays. I learned my lesson though. Next time you take an acrobatic otherwise non-standard dump at someone else's house, lock the door.
You know, there's something about taking a dump in someone elses's house that just makes you so vulnerable.
I remember one of the most horrifying bathroom moments in my life occurring at the home of my ex-girlfriend's brother. It wasn't me that used the bathroom, but my ex.
Her brother was a doctor and lived in a beautiful condo in Seattle with his trophy wife. Everything was immaculate. The ex and I had spent the first few days of our trip driving aorund the Olympic penisula area and northern Oregon. Well, I guess my ex had been holding it all in during the road trip. We hadn't been checked in to the guest room for more than 30 minutes when she came out of the bathroom with a horrified look on her face, telling me shee needed a plunger and there wasn't one in sight. I had to go ask, as if it was my fault. I then made the mistake of looking in the bathroom as I handed it off, and was stunned by just how much crap my ex gf was capable of producing. I honestly think that event sewed the seeds of our eventual split-up. It was amazing. But not in a good way.
So in other words, Fudgey, be careful with the poo stuff. It may be something that we all do, but it leaves indelible imprints on the subconcience of your mate.
I remember one of the most horrifying bathroom moments in my life occurring at the home of my ex-girlfriend's brother. It wasn't me that used the bathroom, but my ex.
Her brother was a doctor and lived in a beautiful condo in Seattle with his trophy wife. Everything was immaculate. The ex and I had spent the first few days of our trip driving aorund the Olympic penisula area and northern Oregon. Well, I guess my ex had been holding it all in during the road trip. We hadn't been checked in to the guest room for more than 30 minutes when she came out of the bathroom with a horrified look on her face, telling me shee needed a plunger and there wasn't one in sight. I had to go ask, as if it was my fault. I then made the mistake of looking in the bathroom as I handed it off, and was stunned by just how much crap my ex gf was capable of producing. I honestly think that event sewed the seeds of our eventual split-up. It was amazing. But not in a good way.
So in other words, Fudgey, be careful with the poo stuff. It may be something that we all do, but it leaves indelible imprints on the subconcience of your mate.
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
^^^^ Excellent story man!!!
ODB_PE
I'm not an engineer, but I play one at work
THE V-card? Wow, that's huge. I didn't know there was a V card to be handed out. Congrats.
Fudgey, I take exception to your tale. Raj from "What's Happening" was sitting backwards on chairs way before AC Slater.The girlfriend's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and then I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. It's kind of a technique, let me try to explain.
Remember the 80's classic TV show Saved by the Bell? AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.Similarly, AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, So when I was taking a dump, my stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous.
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
But A.C. Slater was cool. Real cool.
Raj, not so much.
Raj, not so much.
ODB_PE
I'm not an engineer, but I play one at work
I disagree - Raj V. A.C. head to head is a close battle- It is the supporting cast that hurts Raj.
Zack vs. Rerun?
Kelly Kapowski vs. Shirley?
Jessie vs. Dee?
Slater wins hands down based on these comparisons - but Raj's hangout (Rob's Place vs. The Max) is cooler, and Screech hurts Slater quite a bit - even when compared to Dwayne. Also, Raj and the gang never did have a band, but they did sneak a tape recorder into a Doobie Brothers concert. One word - COOL.
On closer inspection it is closer than you might think.
RIP - VTEnviro
His Memory Eternal
I'm thinking it's got to be generational differences. I've never even heard of "What's Happening" Is it a 70s show?
ODB_PE
I'm not an engineer, but I play one at work
it is THE 70's show!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Happening
I am sure that it is strictly generational difference. Although I must admit I became familiar with the show in reruns on WTBS (back when it was channel 17 Atlanta)
Anyhow, the kids need to know about this sort of history - and I acknowledge that some other cool sitcom character probably sat backwards on their chair before Raj.
cement
gray haired dude
Screech is a **** star now. For your googling displeasure.
Brody
Studying Half Fast
Fudgey,
That is some hilarious stuff. You need to get a gig as a writer on Saturday Night Live.
That is some hilarious stuff. You need to get a gig as a writer on Saturday Night Live.
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
You've never heard of What's Happening? Are you serious? it was great. I watched re-runs as a kid
Arthur Fonzarelli
and Eddie Haskell
DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!! excellent stuff right there.
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NCST8ENGR
holy ****, that's the funniest thing i've ever read. what a riot
RIP - VTEnviro
His Memory Eternal
You've got 5 years on me, that's a big difference when you're a little kid.
Yeah but he does the amateur version of it. A real pro would have used a different appendage. Let's just leave it at that.
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Guest
Whether you have seen it or not, the fact that you even KNOW that is very disturbing !!!!!!!!!!! :Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:
JR
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
You sayin' I'm old?
my buddies boat is the "DIRTY SANCHEZ", that's its name.
RIP - VTEnviro
His Memory Eternal
squishles10
CEO
Oh. My. God. What the hell is the point of doing this and who told you to do it? Good grief.
PS- got the beltbuckle- it's awesome!
PPS- there's still a girl around ;-)
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C-Dog
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There is supposed to be a point? I think it is in the challenge. I tried it and couldn't do it. :screwloose: I guess I am a traditionalist.
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