I Got 999 First World Problems

[envirotex]

I don't have any sugar cubes for making old-fashioneds.

 

[NJmike PE]

I'm hungover

 

[knight1fox3]

Still working on that #$%^& final project...

 

[NJmike PE]

My neighbors kid won't be home to shovel my driveway today.

 

[Flyer_PE]

My mp3 player doesn't play well with the audio system in my truck. Had to switch to a thumb drive.

 

[Master slacker]

My company supplied clothes occasionally have a hole or discoloration.

 

[Jdsmith PE]

My employer just got bought out...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My dog get's out of his kennel and craps all over the floor of my 3car garage.

 

[akwooly]

My wife called me to complain that the new exhaust on my car woke her up as I left for work this morning.

My wife's Denali has a louder exhaust than my truck.

 

[goodal]

having problems with eb.com quote function.

 

[goodal]

Ah there it goes. Had to put in compatibility view.

My dog get's out of his kennel and craps all over the floor of my 3car garage.

^ this.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

BTW, the Kennel got a new roof this weekend. F-er isn't getting out anymore...

 

[NJmike PE]

BTW, the Kennel got a new roof this weekend. F-er isn't getting out anymore...

mine is a friggin magician. He has escaped from a bound cage very much like this one without even opening the door:

I now have a half dozen master locks at each corner of the thing and have it weighted down because he also figured out that he can slide the plastic pan out and then move it by walking it around.

 

[Dark Knight]

I have 63 vacation hours to be used and cannot since the other engineer, my partner/counter part already booked the last two weeks of the year and one of us has to stay available.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ I made mine out of plywood and 2x4's built on top of a pallate. It was originally open across the top, but the f-er learned how to jump. So then I extended the sides up another foot (now 4' tall). He still got out. Then I put a roof over the only side he could climb out of. He still got out. This weekend, I fully enclosed the SOB.

 

[NJmike PE]

That's crazy. I came home one day and found mine out of his (normally) locked crate. He learned how to push on the corner connections and then squeeze himself out. Then I zip-tied the corners shut; he chewed through them and again got out. Then I master-locked them. He attempted to get out by chewing through the locks. serious bite marks through the lock but he never got out. He's a 50-60 lb black lab. I have no clue how he didn't scalp himself. His plan B was to slide the pan out and walk the thing around and in the process pi$$ and $h!t and walk through it. Do you know how fun that is to clean out of the crate wires?

 

[snickerd3]

easy problem to solve...don't have pets!!!

 

[knight1fox3]

easy problem to solve...don't have pets!!!

I've shared similar sentiments about kids.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Our last dog was in one of those wire crates inside the house. She learned how to projectile $hit all over the wall...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

easy problem to solve...don't have pets!!!

I've shared similar sentiments about kids.

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