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88 lbs of laying on his back and submitting most of the time. A sheer terror.


Assault as in drunken bar fight or assault as in beat someone with a lead pipe and left them in a coma?

I'm with Chuck, I'd go with laundering girl as well. What's the worst that happens? You spend a Saturday night together driving a stolen vehicle with $100,000 in international drug money in the trunk and drop it off at an undisclosed location.

More fun than a movie!

They tend not to get quite so descriptive. Naturally, I'd be a little inquisitive about it during e-mail/letter exchanges before actually meeting up with them. Some of the really good profiles were the ones who were looking to date lawyers, and then went into how they were wrongfully accused of a crime they didn't commit, or how they justified stabbing someone because so and so did this first, etc.

But the BEST part, is that a lot of prisons apparently take regular portraits of the girls. There were a TON of high school senior portrait styled photos of women in their pale grey or orange jumpsuits, laying down with their chin resting on the backside of their hand, etc.

 
^ Nah, he's afraid of the cat. :true: Loveable smush of a pooch, but not exactly guard dog caliber.

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^ Nah, he's afraid of the cat. :true: Loveable smush of a pooch, but not exactly guard dog caliber.See below for further details.
My parents lab is getting old so his guard dog ability isn't like it used to, but people in uniform (any kind) or people with masks/all bundled up still rile him up...so do the Jahovah witness people (I don't know why).

Their dog is a pretty good at reading people. If he senses any hint of shadyness he will not let you near anyone in the family. My sister still lives at home, the dog will plop himself between her and a guy if he doesn't like him. It's rather funny to watch.

 
Damn right I am. I'm tired and work sucks, but I have a smoking hot date tonight. I'm giddier than a 16 year old guy on prom night!

 
Keeps getting better! Got two reps booked for our conference, and more importantly, I booked ANOTHER date! This time with the even HOTTER tattooed girl, with the only trade-off being that she's a single mother. Either way, she's a modern day pin-up style girl, so I'm more than willing to overlook any little *******s she's got running around.

 
In my dating days, tattoos and kids were both deal killers.

I'm very pro-tattoo, but VERY anti-child. Just the fact that I'm willing to date this one should give a pretty clear idea of what sort of arm candy we're dealing with. Here's to hoping she doesn't look like Jabba below the bust line.

 
In my day being an inmate or an ex-con was a deal killer but ahh, times are changin.

Oh, come on, they're searched before conjugal visits, and their behavior has obviously improved somewhat if they're on parole, especially the launderers.

 
Here's to hoping that you find out. :D

:beerchug: :dancingnaughty:

Worst case scenario, I'll just find a high bar-top and a short stool and make her sit on that. She's only 5'2", so it shouldn't be that hard anyways :D

(Just as a side note, I'm not really that picky or shallow aside from gross misrepresentation. I'm not an ugly guy, but I'm no knight in shining armor, that's for damn sure.)

 

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