88 lbs of laying on his back and submitting most of the time. A sheer terror.
Assault as in drunken bar fight or assault as in beat someone with a lead pipe and left them in a coma?
I'm with Chuck, I'd go with laundering girl as well. What's the worst that happens? You spend a Saturday night together driving a stolen vehicle with $100,000 in international drug money in the trunk and drop it off at an undisclosed location.
More fun than a movie!
They tend not to get quite so descriptive. Naturally, I'd be a little inquisitive about it during e-mail/letter exchanges before actually meeting up with them. Some of the really good profiles were the ones who were looking to date lawyers, and then went into how they were wrongfully accused of a crime they didn't commit, or how they justified stabbing someone because so and so did this first, etc.
But the BEST part, is that a lot of prisons apparently take regular portraits of the girls. There were a TON of high school senior portrait styled photos of women in their pale grey or orange jumpsuits, laying down with their chin resting on the backside of their hand, etc.